Topic: Safe Words 14: Famous Last Words 2. Final Round!

[Stratos]

No. No one contacted Stratos

[Stratos]

3. Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.

[Khushrenada]

No. No one contacted Stratos : :

You're a big boy, now. I figured you could work it out on your own. Moving on.....


The two other staff members look at each other confused. "What?" they asked, "Are you saying you're happy to be here? Did you not hear the question?" There was a pause.

"Do you know what he's talking about?" they asked, turning to BeautifulShy and having given up waiting for Stratos to answer. Yes, BeautifulShy was sent in along with Stratos to steal a uniform and pose as maintenance staff.

It's up to BeautifulShy now. How will she answer?




1. Relax. This choice is perfectly safe.
2. I'm just two days away from retirement!
3. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
4. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.
5. I understand that the security door is new and strange and it challenges our outdated notions of who we are and where we belong. But I'm sure that if you'll just give me your attention, I can show you that it can be... a DOOR, if you will, to a better office.

[BeautifulShy]

Why yes I am here to look into the computer problems you are experiencing.  I know it isn't typical for a woman to be in this type of field but I love breaking peoples misconceptions and unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[Khushrenada]

The two staff members mutter their apologies and turn away with their heads to hide their embarrassment at getting chewed out. They then make some excuses and leave. With Stratos and BeautifulShy, in place, it is on to the next part of the plan.

Nickmitch is up.

Nickmich is posing as a student. He's sent to go enter the library and get close to the computer lab to keep his eyes on whose there. However, as mills around close to the lab, a librarian approaches him to see if he needs some help. Nickmitch responds with:

1. Relax. This choice is perfectly safe.
2. I'm just two days away from retirement!
3. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
4. I understand that the security door is new and strange and it challenges our outdated notions of who we are and where we belong. But I'm sure that if you'll just give me your attention, I can show you that it can be... a DOOR, if you will, to a better office.

[nickmitch]

4. I understand that the security door is new and strange and it challenges our outdated notions of who we are and where we belong. But I'm sure that if you'll just give me your attention, I can show you that it can be... a DOOR, if you will, to a better office.

[Khushrenada]

"What? Are you ok? You seem to be babbling. Let me get you some help," said the librarian in response to nickmtich and started radioing for medical assistance.

"No, no, no, I'm ok, really!" nickmitch replied trying to get the librarian from calling in help and get his cover blown. He awkwardly tried to back away and leave without drawing suspicion but kept bumping int a shelf of books next to him. He eventually bumped into them hard enough in his haste that the shelf tipped over. It then knocked another shelf over resulting a domino like fall of shelves culminating with the last one falling through the glass into the computer lab. The heavy weight of the books smashed the computers causing them to burst bright sparks. And as everyone knows,  computers are highly combustible. It's like they're made of gasoline. So, this was the result:





Nickmitch was lost in the library explosion. "When are people going to learn to stop putting libraries in schools?" Khushrenada asked in frustration at yet another senseless library and book explosion. "Those things are deathtraps taking millions of people with them each year!" Sitting in front of the surveillance van, he took the coffee cup he was drinking from and what was left of the beverage inside and threw it out the window in frustration.


"Ow, it burns!" a voice cried out. Khushrenada looked over to see who'd gotten into the path of his thrown coffee only to discover it was the hacker they were looking for, DJSexMaster69! Quickly, Khushrenada and his team hopped out of the van, bagged and tagged the man and jumped back in racing off to their safe house in order to get the hacker working on their problem. So end this mission round of Safe Words.


I know who is up next to choose the bomb word for Round 3 but I'm actually going to pause and lock this game for now and we'll get back to it near the end of Khushrenada Week. But with the disruption happening and myself now focused on other things during the event, I think it would be best to wait for things to calm down a bit in the Funhouse.

[Khushrenada]

Mission Round 3!

When we last left Safe Words, nickmitch had blown himself up in a terrible library explosion, still the leading cause of library fatalities.

With a new Bomb Word selected we are ready to resume this game from where we left of. Having acquired the necessary hacker, the team has gone to a Safe House as the hacker begins his infiltration of the CIA to acquire the needed file. As Khushrenada keeps an eye on the hacker, the team patrols the perimeter for any signs of the CIA sending out a team to stop them and whoever else is responsible for infiltrating their system. As Khushrenada watches the hacker get closer to the prize, he does another security check.

First up is Mop it up!

Radioing her, Khushrenada asks, "Mop it up! Report! What's you status?"

She replies with:

1. Relax. This choice is perfectly safe.
2. I'm just two days away from retirement!
3. My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.
4. Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.
5. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
6. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[Mop it up]

1. Relax. This choice is perfectly safe.

[Khushrenada]

"Glad to hear it! Continue on."

Insanolord is up next.

"Insanolord. Report! What's your situation?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!
2. My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.
3. Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.
4. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
5. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[NWR_insanolord]

Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.

[Khushrenada]

"Don't worry about dancing and just keep yourself focused on the task at hand. Over."

"ShyGuy, report in. What's your condition?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!
2. My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.
3. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
4. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[ShyGuy]

Oh man, I have been completely busy with work, sorry I'm late!




Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.

[Khushrenada]

Hey! Being a part of a covert Khushrenada team is always a winning choice. Don't let your negativity turn things into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Just stay alert out there. We almost have the file.

(Yes. ShyGuy is past the 3 day/72 hour waiting period. But I never sent him a 24 hour deadline pm and truthfully, I sort of forgot about this game until around 5 PM today myself so I sent him a pm then and told him he'd have some extra time to select. If he wins the game now, players can claim he should have been eliminated earlier and it will be a hollow victory. Huzzah!)

Better check in with Steefosaurus.

"How are things on your end, Steefosaurus?"


1. I'm just two days away from retirement!
2. My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.
3. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[ShyGuy]

Now I have to lose, otherwise there will always be an asterisk next to my score! I'm no Roger Maris! I'm no Billy Mitchell!

[Order.RSS]

Unlike all of these dweebs running their shot clocks, I'll keep 'em waiting juuuust enough to keep their hopes up, but still swoop in on the nick of time to answer. I guess you could say that... unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together!

[Khushrenada]

Oh, sorry. I must have fallen asleep waiting for you to check in. Well, maybe you do have things in order but I'd have thought you'd have replied sooner if that really was the case... but moving on!

"Stratos, report!"

"What is your situation, Stratos?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!
2. My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.


It comes down to this. With a correct selection, BeautifulShy will then be eliminated this round. Otherwise, Stratos is the one who will be exiting at this stage.

[Stratos]

"Stratos, report!"

"What is your situation, Stratos?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!

[BeautifulShy]

"Stratos, report!"

"What is your situation, Stratos?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!

Should I spoil if you made it past or not?  I think I am going to let you squirm and wait the reveal.

[Khushrenada]

"Yeah, we know that, Stratos but don't think that waiting two days to check in is going to get you there."

[Khushrenada]

"BeautifulShy, report! BeautifulShy, come in!"

"I'm not getting any answer from BeautifulShy, people. Move in on her location!"

The gang all hurried cautiously to BeautifulShy's zone of coverage keeping their eyes watchful for any sign of intruders. They found BeautifulShy laying on the ground motionless. Checking for a pulse, they found none. Searching through her pockets, Khushrenada discovered a note saying: My doctor says my heart can't take any sudden surprises.

"Hmmm. I think when I checked in on her through the walkie-talkies, it may have surprised her and basically scared her to death," Khushrenada mused.

Suddenly, there was an explosion from the compound!



A couple black Humvees raced away from the building and explosion.

"Dang it!" Khushrenada yelled, "The CIA infiltrated us while we had our guard down checking on BeautifulShy! Everyone, get to your vehicles and chase after them!"


So ends Round 3 at long last. With BeautifulShy forced to choose her own bomb word, that means Stratos will be selecting the bomb word for round 4.

[ShyGuy]

Rest in peace Beautiful Shy. First Luigi now this. They say celebrity deaths come in threes...

[Khushrenada]

Mission Round 4

Jumping into a couple of vehicles, Khushrenada and his team raced off after the CIA. The vehicles raced over bumpy streets causing the vehicles to leap in the air at times. They slammed into other vehicles on the road knocking them out of their path. And a few stunt people got a chance to pretend to be shocked at the sudden onrushing vehicles and leap out of their path in time. After a bit of this chase action, the CIA agents started opening fire on their pursuers.

"We need to fight them back," Khushrenada ordered, "Mop it up, you've got the bazooka launcher in your 2003 Chevy SSR. The Chevy SSR: It's the pickup truck that looks like a 1950s car. Yes, if you're looking for a 2-seat pickup that's also a convertible with a locking cover over the bed  combined with retro styling and a V8, well, the Chevy SSR is really your only option. And yes, it does come in yellow."

(Cut to a split-screen with all of Khushrenada and his crew turning to the camera with a thumbs up saying "Chevy's the best!")

"What I want you to do, Mop it up, is to fold that convertible top so that you can then stand and get a clear shot at the humvees with the bazooka. You got that?"

Mop it up radios back with:

1. Relax. This choice is perfectly safe.
2. I'm just two days away from retirement!
3. Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.
4. Please don't let this choice end in yet another shameful defeat for me.
5. Unlike everyone else, I'm the only one here who has their **** together.

[Stratos]

"Stratos, report!"

"What is your situation, Stratos?"

1. I'm just two days away from retirement!

Should I spoil if you made it past or not?  I think I am going to let you squirm and wait the reveal.

It's Stratos, so un-excitedly he didn't even know the outcome (or think much about it) until he got the PM from Khush to pick a new bomb word.

Though I will confess feeling may more excited than was probably warranted about knowing I'd passed to the next round. I'm too damn competitive for my own good.

[Mop it up]

3. Time to do the "I'm gonna win" dance and mock my opponents.