Topic: April Showers Bring May Flowers

[Khushrenada]

This is such a crock. I've been pissing all over Star Fox Zero and Metroid Prime Federation Force and Miyamoto and various other Nintendo decisions and I've yet to see them blossom into the company I keep dictating they should be. Of course, Nintendo probably sees that everyone else is doing this and since they are luddites that don't believe in showers they've got to be different and have April baths even if showers are the April standards just to look "original". Rather than release flowers they want to make May weed and get high on gimmicky controls for overdone Mario spin-offs devoid of any actual real creative game design. God, Nintendo! When are you just going to follow the Farmer's Almanac clichés already?!