I want to document just how awful I've been.
February 2006: Low score for Shadow the Hedgehog
February 2006: High score for Chibi-Robo
May 2006: Middling impressions of Elebits at E3
May 2006: Negative impressions of Zelda at E3
Post E3 2006: Open letter to Nintendo about Zelda sucking
December 2006: ZELDA IS A 9.5 DUE TO SUCK
January 2007: Low score to Elebits due to suck
March 2007: Low score to Secret Rings due to suck
I hope that, somehow randomly, there are eight Sonic fans reading NWR right now and that is why my review already has eight posts. I hope that, by God's grace, there will only be eight responses when I wake up. Why doesn't Chris Kohler get lambasted for his opinions? I think he's just as guilty. In fact, let's tear Game/Life down from the top to the bottom, rip it to shreds and spit on it. DOWN WITH GAME/LIFE AND ITS UNFAIR OPINIONS ABOUT SUCKY GAMES!
"And he called to the Internet and the Web and said 'fall on me.'"