Every gentleman of taste knows that Andy Richter is but a poor man's Max Weinberg!
Recently, a fellow countryman of mine, Sir Gregory James Leahy, KG, GCVO, etc. , etc., put me onto a new sport from America. He called it football. At first, I thought he meant soccer. Nothing like a manly game of assocation football, to use the full term! But what he described is more like rugby. More violent though as it seems every other game a player dies or gets permanently maimed. They'll have to cut down on that if they want to appeal to the ladies in the stands! Even the gayest ladies hat can't overcome the gloom of the grave.
Sir Gregory said the team I should follow is the Bills of Buffalo. I was there in the city, briefly, years ago. I remarked then on the delicious way they had of cooking chicken wings. Sir Gregory said they can't miss this year, so I'll probably make some unjudicious wagers. A Buffalo Bills fan am I!