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Microsoft Executive 1: So we should launch Project Scorpio for the same price as PlayStation 4 Pro, right?
Microsoft Executive 2: Yeah, everyone hated when we launched Xbox One for $499.
Satan: Or, and hear me out, launch Project Scorpio for $499.
Microsoft Executive 1: What are you doing back here, Sa-
Satan: And call it Xbox One X and make it look like Xbox One S because that clearly differentiates what this console is.
Microsoft Executive 2: Well, I'm sold.
Microsoft Executive 1: Me too. Thanks, Satan.
Satan: That's what I'm here for, bruh.