I remember reading an article a few years ago where a father caught his daughter using a Dualshock 2 inappropriately. I'll just assume most of you can guess what she was doing. And, no, I don't think the prongs on a DS2 are long enough for that, but then again, small setbacks never stopped anyone from doing something stupid (or awesome, depending on your point of view). The point of this: no used controller is safe, not from touching another dude's dong by proxy or from a teenage girl's vaginal secretions. No amount of Lysol will ever make those controllers clean ever again. On a related note, this might be the most disgusting post I've ever written. I'll see myself out.