Author Topic: Ass Itch (Read 4495 times)

MaryJane · « **on:** February 18, 2007, 05:35:57 AM »

My butt itches and I was trying to think of why. There's no bug bite, there's no dust, nothing, it just itches...

possible causes?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:44:44 AM »

Your butt is chock-full of dead skin cells...

Either that or your butt is reacting to your detergent or some other chemical in your pants...

ViewtifulJoe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:14:26 AM »

is it your butt or your ass hole?

KDR_11k · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:16:10 AM »

You're using too much lipstick on it.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:23:43 AM »

You're a dirty hippie?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:38:11 AM »

Have you tried using this?

KDR_11k · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:51:44 AM »

Dude, Preparation H is to be applied with tentacles only. And of course it's only meant for use on lolis.

MaryJane · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:24:30 PM »

O.K I tried the preperation H and tentacles, but it still itches, maybe cuz i'm not a loli?

Quick, Bill HELP!!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:38:22 PM »

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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Dude, Preparation H is to be applied with tentacles only. And of course it's only meant for use on lolis.

The only thing you can do now is get a butt transplant...Good luck with that!

vudu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:43:26 PM »

I hate writing stuff, it is so stupid
What's my problem today?
Maybe I'm depressed,
Maybe I'm not listening to what comes out my pen

Pain ... Pain ... Pain ...

Mysticspike · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:08:01 PM »

this thread is discusting.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:17:00 PM »

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Originally posted by: mysticspike
this thread is discusting.

Welcome to the internet, where crassness abounds and perverts are its king!

Mysticspike · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:29:10 PM »

blooouuuugh!

great now i have to wash my toilet.................. *under breath* and my ass

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:56:30 PM »

Take a shower, sounds like you've got a buildup of dirty ass-grease.

Invincible Donkey Kong · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:35:45 PM »

It sounds like someone is just ASKING for a punt to the rear.

MaryJane · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:55:33 AM »

A shower... why didn't I think of that? I'm probably going to lose the smell of gin and camels I picked up from that hooker last week though...

Rhoq · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:14:38 AM »

STD?

MaryJane · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:50:25 AM »

My poop shoot is exit only!! Besides the itch isn't in or on the hole, it's on the curve leading up to it

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:59:08 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I hate writing stuff, it is so stupid
What's my problem today?
Maybe I'm depressed,
Maybe I'm not listening to what comes out my pen

Pain ... Pain ... Pain ...

Glad someone wrote out the right response here.

Mysticspike · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:28:17 PM »

this is so wrong its putting ME in pain.. come on get rid of the itch and let this be over already!

ViewtifulJoe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:48:46 PM »

........i need to invest in a shitzu

Mysticspike · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:03:49 PM »

that was off topic. oh well, maybe i need to too

oohhboy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:22:45 PM »

Nappy rash?

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Author Topic: Ass Itch (Read 4495 times)