I figured we could use a thread to post Failed Ideas.... our own, someone elses. Doesn't matter. post.
You can even get creative and think of a scenario that this failed idea might even be successful... or just funny.
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*NSFW* for mild sexual content and brief nudity by Ken Doll CG effects.
As if putting on a condom wasn't enough hassle... now you want to get caught with a latex bikini bottom... for Men!?
How do you even explain this thing to some chick you're trying to bang?
Hey Suzy, I was wondering if you could help me out... do me a HUGE favor.... I got this new job doing field studies for up and coming consumer products, and I have to test this new product 7 times and give a review... I really need this job, and you've always been a good friend to me, so I figured I could count on you to help me out
To be perfectly honest though, I had an idea for something like this a very long time ago... but one flaw in the design of this one, is that it's latex underwear. So not only are you going to sweat under it (assuming you put it on before going out to avoid that awkward scenario of having to stop and put it on), but should you have to fart... it will be trapped with no where to go.
Nothing better than watching/feeling fart bubbles racing around your latex underwear like it was a game of Mario Farts.
Provide your own engine noises. pbpbpbpbpb :P LOL