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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Can I do the next Mafia game?
« on: December 07, 2008, 08:23:40 AM »
Quote from: nickmitch on December 06, 2008, 06:16:05 PM
Why don't you just come back for good?  We actually miss you.

For the last time, I'm not Wandering.

Yes, we have the same IP address. Yes, we have the same photobucket account. Yes, Wandering claimed he was me in a PM he sent to cloudfan:



Yes, I have access to Wandering's sent folder.

BUT just because a theory is backed up by mountains of evidence doesn't mean that it's true. Just look at the theory of evolution.


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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Can I do the next Mafia game?
« on: December 06, 2008, 03:47:21 AM »
I will host a mafia game soon. (I'm NOT asking if I can. I don't need anyone's permission to host a game, anymore than the US needs the UN's permission to invade a country.)


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NWR Forums Discord / Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« on: November 20, 2008, 10:29:16 PM »
It WOULD be nice to live in a place where I wasn't surrounded by - what is it liberals are calling themselves these days? Oh yes, "progressives". (As if progress were a good thing.)


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NWR Forums Discord / Goatse
« on: November 20, 2008, 08:21:55 AM »
DAaMaan is really stretching his credibility. What an asshole.



...Get it?

"Yes, I get the joke," you reply. "But where's the political commentary?"
What, all my posts have to be about politics?
"No, but..." you begin. I interrupt: You think I'm some sort of two dimensional conservative caricature? Is that it? WELL I'M NOT. I'm a real person, made of flesh and blood and bulging muscles.

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NWR Forums Discord / I am pro-America. Therefore, if you disagree with me, you hate America
« on: November 11, 2008, 04:16:14 PM »
That Xbox 360 is beautiful. It celebrates both southern heritage, and gaming heritage. It says Dixie is better than the North, and real games are better than waggle fests.



P.S. The Rebel flag isn't racist. "But the confederacy wouldn't exist without slavery," you whine. Well guess what? Neither would the pyramids. Oh no the dollar bill has a pyramid on it I guess it's pro slavery!

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Election Thread
« on: November 01, 2008, 06:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Shift Key on November 01, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO STAYING AWAY, WANDERING?

Rumors that I am wandering are untrue. Of course, you can find "evidence" that I'm wandering. But you can also find "evidence" that the Earth isn't 5000 years old, "evidence" that humans are causing global warming, "evidence" that The American is a Stephen Colbert rip-off. Evidence doesn't prove anything.

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NWR Forums Discord / Election Thread
« on: November 01, 2008, 04:15:12 AM »
I early voted the other day (even though it doesn't matter who we elect, America is ruled by activist judges now.)


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General Chat / Re: I am in Las Vegas
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:50:17 AM »
This may be a good time to bring up my online petition.

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To:  President George W. Bush

We, the undersigned, demand that you (George W. Bush) use your presidential powers to change the name of North America to "North Larry". Also, we want South America changed to "South Larry", and the United States of America changed to "America". We are tired of citizens of lesser countries claiming they are "Americans".

Sincerely,

The Undersigned


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General Chat / I hate liberals
« on: September 07, 2008, 05:26:45 AM »
Sveven must be a real girly man if he's afraid of gambling. I bet he's also scared of family values and victory in Iraq.


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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Why does Garfield suck?
« on: September 07, 2008, 04:57:44 AM »
James A. Garfield was one of our finest presidents. THAT WAS A JOKE ROFLMAO

Seriously though, you're a stuck up elitist. Anybody who doesn't like Garfield (the comic or the president) is un-American.


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NWR Forums Discord / RE: Official NWR Screen Name Thread
« on: October 26, 2007, 08:46:43 AM »
I am not a member of NWR. The National Women's Registry is a feminist organization that is trying to destroy America.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:FORGET THE CONSOLE WARZ!
« on: March 16, 2007, 12:19:52 AM »
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Originally posted by: IceCold
"I'd like to think that NWR users are too smart to have the Alexa toolbar, thereby making our pageviews seem lower."


I agree. Those graphs are so skewed, you'd think they were cooked up by global warming alarmists.


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