Topic: I coulda been a contender (Mafia Punch-Out Dead Thread)

[Khushrenada]

Instead I'm just a bum.

I warned you I wouldn't be around but I knew I could take a mafia hit just for showing up. You all owe me. And mafia, for once, I have to say, hitting me wasn't the best choice. I've had no messages, done no work for this game and I honestly haven't even read the roles and don't know the roles. This was just a phone-in performance.

On the flipside, Stevey got voted out and I didn't even have to show up to do it. That has to sting. Thank you everyone for the fun I got out of reading that Day 1 thread. The least I can do is use my mod power to start a dead thread.

Good luck everyone and let's keep this a good clean game.

[NWR_DrewMG]

Maybe if you hit select, you can regain some health....

No?

Drat.

[NuclearSpeed]

Wow, I show up on what was supposed to be the first day to find out it started yesterday and I am already down for the count. Now if only I had more quarters so I could continue.

[Stratos]

LOL that Khush and Stevey, bitter rivals, are both ousted on the first day.

Poor nuclearspeed, he had his whole life ahead of him...*SNIFF*...poor little guy.

[Dasmos]

Oh well, at least I was right about Mop_it_up.

[NWR_pap64]

Well, I got knocked out of the competition on round 2. But its alright, because I brought the one responsible of the bandwagon with me .

Even if I lost, I feel like a winner .

[GoldenPhoenix]

Oh well, at least I was right about Mop_it_up.

Hey at least you used up your power so it didn't go to waste. I was thinking it would be best to keep it for a couple of days but hey this proves I was wrong!

[Mop it up]

Well son of dust mite.

I knew you were up to no good Dasmos! But what do you mean you were right about me? I didn't even do anything...

But its alright, because I brought the one responsible of the bandwagon with me .

What do you mean by that? Did you have something to do with my demise?
I'm sorry Pap64, I didn't really have any leads but we had to vote for somebody, and something about you was giving me a bad vibe. I'm actually surprised to see so many people follow the vote.

[NWR_pap64]

Just exactly what gave you a bad vibe about me? My comment about Khus dying soon?

[GoldenPhoenix]

Just exactly what gave you a bad vibe about me? My comment about Khus dying soon?

Probablyheavy drinking as shown by your avatar gave you a bad vibe!

[Mop it up]

Check your PMs Pap64.

If there were a "Worst Player" award I think I would totally be awarded with that. Not only did I never get the chance to use a power which I didn't even fully understand, but somehow I did something without realizing it for Dasmos to figure out who I was, and I was responsible for starting a bandwagon against my own teammate. Aren't I just awesome?

[GoldenPhoenix]

Check your PMs Pap64.

If there were a "Worst Player" award I think I would totally be awarded with that. Not only did I never get the chance to use a power which I didn't even fully understand, but somehow I did something without realizing it for Dasmos to figure out who I was, and I was responsible for starting a bandwagon against my own teammate. Aren't I just awesome?

If it makes you feel better your power wouldn't have come in handy these last two days. The vote margins were too big to be impacted by your one vote change.

[Mop it up]

Maybe so, but I still feel like I wasted my role. I could have settled a tie if one arises. What's worse is that I'm completely unaware as to what made me a target, though I guess it could have been a random pick.

[NWR_pap64]

I think the last couple of deaths have been chosen randomly because early in the game its hard to see what is going on. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[Dasmos]

I knew you were up to no good Dasmos! But what do you mean you were right about me? I didn't even do anything...

Eh, it wasn't anything more than a hunch. It was a little more than random, but I can't go into it until later.

[Mop it up]

Eh, it wasn't anything more than a hunch. It was a little more than random, but I can't go into it until later.

Okay, well, don't forget about it before the game is over as I'd like to know so I can do better next time!

[Spak-Spang]

It is odd having a non-Khush hosted Mafia game without the patiented Khush antics and commentary.  It is kinda nice but the game is quiet.

[Mop it up]

Ha ha, I just read the story for today GoldenPhoenix, and I can understand why you chose Glass Joe for me: You think I'm feeble, cowardly, and worthless. Judging by my suckitude of this game, I'd say your assumption is pretty accurate.

[GoldenPhoenix]

Ha ha, I just read the story for today GoldenPhoenix, and I can understand why you chose Glass Joe for me: You think I'm feeble, cowardly, and worthless. Judging by my suckitude of this game, I'd say your assumption is pretty accurate.

Yeah but Glass Joe was kind of a hero in the end.

[stevey]

The townies are dumb, this is text book Khushrenada mob strategy.... "oh I hope khush lives, there's no bandwagon or nothing, I just know my mafia will kill him and he will be a townies. Woe is me!"

I'm hoping that oohhboy pulls off the win as MVP, everyone else is an ugly, greasy, muscle bounded freak.

It is odd having a non-Khush hosted Mafia game without the patiented Khush antics and commentary.  It is kinda nice but the game is quiet.

Gone

Grumpy mod note: Let's not speculate as to who has what role in the dead thread, that could influence the game, joking or not

[Mop it up]

Ha ha, I just read the story for today GoldenPhoenix, and I can understand why you chose Glass Joe for me: You think I'm feeble, cowardly, and worthless. Judging by my suckitude of this game, I'd say your assumption is pretty accurate.

Yeah but Glass Joe was kind of a hero in the end.

Ouch.
If anyone in this game considers me a hero, it would be the Mafia...

[Khushrenada]

The townies are dumb, this is text book Khushrenada mob strategy.... "oh I hope khush lives, there's no bandwagon or nothing, I just know my mafia will kill him and he will be a townies. Woe is me!"

What are you talking about stevey? How can it be my mob strategy when I'm dead, I'm a townie and I didn't even vote for you?


As an aside, I really haven't been following this game closely. But I do find it rather funny that a person who never voted or posted anything, didn't send out any messages and was a plain townie has so much attention over the game. Yay me! Let's see. First, people voted out stevey for voting for me. Again, classy move. Then I was killed by mafia for being me. That was funny also. Then people began to speculate over the hit as to who have the gumption to kill me so early. I agree. These people should be punished for such an audacious crime against mafia. Meanwhile, stevey believes that every action in the game has me pulling the strings or is one of my moves. Stevey. My greatest fan.

People want me to live since I'm pretty good at finding out roles even if I am mafia. In fact, I should appearantly live longer since I'm good at making alliances whether I'm townie or mafia. Heck, you just want to hear my voice on the game.

You guys are all crazy and I love you for it.

In the meantime, it should be noted that as far as Day 1 deaths go, this is actually me first legitimate Day 1 death. I don't count Unclebob's mafia since half the players died on day 1 due to how the game was set-up. I've been able to avoid a Day 1 death for a long, long time. So, honestly, I don't mind stepping up and taking my turn at that cruel game fate. Plus, now someone else gets the chance to last longer and the game will be different for it. I realized that when I signed up that it was a good chance for me to take the bullet early. So, this death is for all of you. Believe in your dreams.


And hopefully that will give people their Khushrenada fix.

[Dasmos]

I told you guys RAB was a townie.

Also why Spak, why?

[Nick DiMola]

Damn, well at least I made it further in this game than I did in the last.

[NWR_DrewMG]

Drat.  I knew all my gabbin' in the main thread was going to get me in trouble.