Day 6
So Pale or stevey was forced off the boards the previous day right? The guy masquerading as
vudu was all "Hey guys someone else told me to flame him lol" but it's not like his was even the deciding flame, no Pale had already packed his bags. When the board realised the horrible thing they had done, everyone turned on vudu's impostor. "IT'S YOUR FAULT PALE WASN'T THE REAL PALE" yelled some while other's insulted vudu's mother, who was on the record for being fat. The voice of reason surprisingly came from Ian Sane.
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NWR is full of idiots. Not only can't they play games, they can't play non-games. Am I the only person in the world who isn't a moron? No I didn't just call you a moron Mom, nevermind. Doesn't surprise me that the blind fanboys have no detailed 9 page reasons why they vote, how can anyone take them seriously, these foolish sheep are sinking the website. This game is even more shallow than the DS launch lineup.
Unfortunately, Ian wasn't posting a message, rather he was just yelling at his potplant. Thus the yelling at the caricature of vudu continued. He tried to divert attention by posting porn but people only responded by posting his ip and from it, home address.
When the postman knocked on the door minutes later, vudu's impostor,
probably just some random poster panicked and
moved house.
While the
Funhouse Pietriots met the previous day, Australian spy and forum no show AussieBen was spying on them. Ben Kosima had always despised the Funhouse Pietriots for their endorsement of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. He reported back to Steven Rodriguez the movements of
Khushrenada. With his flight details noted, Steven Rodriguez personally rang the airline and posted a terror threat. Khushrenada was arrested and interrorgated. Turns out he wasn't a muslim but his passport invalid anyway. Since these fateful events,
Pryopizm has not been seen on the boards.
The real vudu had been dealing with the boards problems in an unorthodox manner. He had taken up marijuana. While he was learning the identities of a few of the masquerading fools he wasn't really getting anyway and the frustration was showing in his forum posts. So after a couple of bongs of the
MaryJane he rolled out of bed to find his computer completely destroyed! Closer inspection found the remains to be cold,
IceCold even. Who had snuck into his house while he was high?
Also aroudn this time, Billy began to get very irritable, and it's not like I had even clawed the furniture. He kept paving around mumbling something about usernames and signatures. That fatty is crazy I tell you.
vudu the townie voted out
Pryopizm the Funhouse Pietriot member Khushrenada killed by NWR
MaryJane the town cop, killed by the Vigilante.Voting Open.