Wandering awoke, naked, on the beach. He had no memory, no razor sharp wit, and one rather long, grizzly beard.
As he wandered into town, he heard people shouting about the naked man on the beach, and how scum like that should be killed.
Then, he spotted a glowing metallic contraption in the town square. Approaching it, he saw it featured push-buttons aligning to names in it's center in a butterfly-like arragement. He saw the man they call stevey push one button, comic book for a recount, then push another one.
Wandering pulls a note out of his beard and hands it to stevey. Then, he pushes one of the buttons himself.
VOTE DASMOS