Author Topic: Mr. Adolph Vega (Read 12466 times)

Dasmos · « **on:** July 17, 2008, 04:34:49 AM »

Mr. Adolph Vega or MAV for short has taken the forums by storm with his stella enthusiasm and class. Some hardcore examples:

Quote from: Big MAV

While I do love Pikmin Series, but as of late it seems more and more like they are just wanting to anger its base. Sort of like the exec's are around the table and trying to find ways to say **** you in more unique ways to the base that kept with them.

They will probably screw it up somehow and make it super easy and only carry 5 pikmin around because soccer moms will think the game is confusing. They will go and use Atari 2600 graphix because realistic graphics are not friendly to casual 90 year old gamers. And it will release in October 2009 and have a piece of plastic attachment that looks like a pikmin flower that does nothing, and require balance board to walk no nunchuck you need to run like in real life and waggle the controller to do anything.

Nintendo will find a way to screw this up, just wait and see. They don't give a **** about hardcore gamers anymore they only care about girl gamers, children and elderly.

Wii has become the console of 3-12 year olds, Girls and 35-100 year olds. If your 13-35 the games are not coming for you.

damn this E3 i had so much hope, and now I wonder how much I'll get for my Wii if I trade it in.....

Bigotry is a hardcore trait.

Quote from: MAV-dog

SO ****EN pointless.

I know this for casual gamers, but casual gamers are not mentally retarded 5 year olds that are easily entertained by digital fish.

Why did they even make this game ?

horrible.

MAV hates the casual gamer, he is a hardcore.

Quote from: Mr. Adolph Hitler

i didn't see this posted until very late last night after i finished "nightly relaxation teqnuqie". I read the entire first one bit and I was exicted and very much enjoyed reading that. The 2nd part was ok but I fell asleep soon after. Not because it was boring but it was so much to read.

you guys should of released parts of this over a week. It's allot of reading and to much absorb at once.

I wonder what his teqnuqie is? Maybe he can teach us his teqnuqie after he has finished teaching us with his boundless wisdom.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:40:11 AM »

I saw good consoles die face down in the mud to protect this guy's right to **** up the forums

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:48:56 AM »

He was extremely negative about the confirmation of Pikmin, something that got Ian to say something positive about Nintendo for the first time in nearly nine years. He's one of the finest trolls I've ever come across.

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2008, 07:00:52 AM »

Quote from: insanolord on July 17, 2008, 05:48:56 AM

He was extremely negative about the confirmation of Pikmin, something that got Ian to say something positive about Nintendo for the first time in nearly nine years. He's one of the finest trolls I've ever come across.

Well lets be fair here, Ian was only moderately positive about Pikmin. He still got in a Nintendo jab and said that he wasn't getting his hopes up until he knew it was actually something he wanted.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2008, 07:32:23 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Jack on July 17, 2008, 07:00:52 AM

Quote from: insanolord on July 17, 2008, 05:48:56 AM
He was extremely negative about the confirmation of Pikmin, something that got Ian to say something positive about Nintendo for the first time in nearly nine years. He's one of the finest trolls I've ever come across.

Well lets be fair here, Ian was only moderately positive about Pikmin. He still got in a Nintendo jab and said that he wasn't getting his hopes up until he knew it was actually something he wanted.

Yeah, but when was the last time Ian was even moderately positive about Nintendo as opposed to wishing Nintendo would suddenly spontaneously combust? I'd say he was bordering on cautious optimism, which is quite a bit more positive than assuming Nintendo would screw it up and then listing all the ways they could screw it up.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2008, 08:12:21 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Jack on July 17, 2008, 07:00:52 AM

Quote from: insanolord on July 17, 2008, 05:48:56 AM
He was extremely negative about the confirmation of Pikmin, something that got Ian to say something positive about Nintendo for the first time in nearly nine years. He's one of the finest trolls I've ever come across.

Well lets be fair here, Ian was only moderately positive about Pikmin. He still got in a Nintendo jab and said that he wasn't getting his hopes up until he knew it was actually something he wanted.

That's fair though. Wouldn't you feel better if your mode of engined transport has more than one wheel?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2008, 11:44:35 AM »

But the hardcore take pride in using that one wheel with skill and art.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2008, 02:59:38 PM »

Quote from: S-U-P-E-R on July 17, 2008, 05:40:11 AM

I saw good consoles die face down in the mud to protect this guy's right to **** up the forums

Whoo-hoo! Funny Ty is BACK!

Emo Ty was getting old...

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:15:34 PM »

To Ty, Emo=funny

Maverick · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:58:23 AM »

Quote from: Dasmos on July 17, 2008, 04:34:49 AM

Mr. Adolph Vega or MAV for short...

No.

Dasmos · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2008, 04:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Maverick on July 19, 2008, 01:58:23 AM

Quote from: Dasmos on July 17, 2008, 04:34:49 AM
Mr. Adolph Vega or MAV for short...

No.

he's big mav, you're little mav.

Maverick · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2008, 09:05:53 PM »

That's what she said.

EasyCure · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2008, 03:46:31 PM »

and thats why she broke up with you

need a hug?

nickmitch · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2008, 03:48:13 PM »

And you wonder about those ads.

Maverick · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2008, 04:04:56 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on July 20, 2008, 03:46:31 PM

and thats why she broke up with you

need a hug?

I don't want to make Stevey jealous. $:-\$

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:17:40 AM »

Even with Ty's sudden departure from Emo-ness, you guys have gone and Emo's up this thread. I think the Pikmin jab is hilarious, however. It's kind of like how the Capcom guy said his brother gets intimidated by games with good graphics.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:18:41 PM »

After reading his Zack and Wiki impressions, I now view him as the greatest member ever.

Really, go check it out and be amazed!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:40:01 AM »

This one from Mad V is also interesting:

Quote from: MAV-a-rama on August 01, 2008, 01:22:55 AM

i want a real life Star Trek: Next Generation holodeck.

I want to have sex with women made of light.

*walks away from thred adding NOTHING to the conversation*

Keep reaching for that rainbow.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2008, 05:45:45 PM »

Mr. Vega's reasons for buying Wild West Guns on WiiWare:

"i don't have wiiplay and I have perfect shot guns and the game is racist and only $10 so thats good for me."

Yes, the game being racist is a good reason for Vega to download the game.

Are we sure he isn't someone's dupe account?

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2008, 06:12:39 PM »

::looks at Adolph's signature::

Evan is that you?

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2008, 08:27:40 AM »

Quote from: pap64 on August 05, 2008, 05:45:45 PM

Are we sure he isn't someone's dupe account?

If he is a dupe he is doing a damn good job of always logging in on his own unique IP address all the time...

I'm guessing he is not a dupe, just .... yeah.

EasyCure · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:47:10 AM »

Quote from: pap64 on August 05, 2008, 05:45:45 PM

Mr. Vega's reasons for buying Wild West Guns on WiiWare:

"i don't have wiiplay and I have perfect shot guns and the game is racist and only $10 so thats good for me."

Yes, the game being racist is a good reason for Vega to download the game.

Are we sure he isn't someone's dupe account?

your paraphrasing just doesnt do it justice. I went and read the post in the talkback thread, which i admit didnt do until you took this blurb from it. The original is sso much better:

Quote

I think its very funny all the racial stereotypes in the game. You kill them all so its not racist, but its funny to see the 'mexican militant stereotype' and 'savage native american' and you have to shoot them. You also have bad guys and cow girls too so not all the women are helpless. And for some reason they have 'mad scientist" which are dressed in purple and loaded with TNT and run at you in Suicide Bomber style.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2008, 07:25:07 PM »

Actually, I took that quote from the VC/WiiWare thread.

EasyCure · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2008, 10:24:15 AM »

oooh, so he wrote TWO posts about liking a game for its racism, awesome!

i love this guy!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2008, 04:12:55 PM »

For some gems, check out how much he loves MK and DOA in the SC4 impressions thread. Yeah, and everybody else in that thread loving MK. Hurrrrrrrrrrrr

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