Author Topic: Safe Words 13: The Donkey Kong Country Celebration. Game Over! (Read 30455 times)

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2017, 02:27:44 AM »

The Story

One day, the NWR Funhouse residents were arguing over which of them was the greatest poaster... like pretty much every other day in the Funhouse. Actually, scratch that. Everyone already knew the best poster is Donkenada Kong. They were really fighting about who was the 2nd best poster. "There's only one way to prove who's the second best," said some random poster with a DK avatar, "And that is by conquering DK Island, the ultimate test of gaming ability." The posters agreed, each one confident in their ability to scale the heights of DK Island through increasingly difficult levels so that they could succeed over the others. Thus, they arrived at DK Island and set out on their quest to get their Kong on and become the top banana.

Word Selection

For this game, there is no set word selection for the whole game to whittle down. Instead every round will have a fresh set of choices. I thought I'd try this method again to really squeeze as much DK flavor into the game as possible.

Order Selection

~~Donkosaurus Kong (Steefosaurus)~~
~~oohhboy~~
~~Donkario Kong (Lucario)~~
~~Donk it up Kong (Mop it up)~~
~~NWR_Insanolord~~
ShyGuy
~~Donkos Kong (Stratos)~~
~~Donk-Nick Kong (nickmitch)~~

This is the player rotation the game will follow until there is only player still standing. Therefore, we will begin round 1 with nickmitch selecting the first bomb word and Steefosaurus taking the first guess at a safe word and carry on through the list from there on.

How the Player Rotation was Selected

For this game, I assigned a number of 1 - 8 based on the order players signed up in the Sign-Up thread. So, Insanolord was 1, Stratos was 2, etc. Then I took 8 cards from a deck of cards of Ace to 8. I shuffled them up and then laid out their order and then I slotted in the players based on their matching number to the order of the cards. This time around it was by a random draw. Fascinating.

Finishing Order

8 - Donkos Kong (Stratos)
7 - Donk it up Kong (Mop it up)
6 - NWR_insanolord
5 - oohhboy
4 - Donkosaurus Kong (Steefosaurus)
3 - Donk-Nick Kong (nickmitch)
2 - Donakrio Kong (Lucario)
1 - ShyGuy

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2017, 02:49:17 AM »

This brings us to Round 1 - Kongo Jungle!

The list of words you will be selecting from this round are as follows:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddy Kong
Tiny Kong
Lanky Kong
Chunky Kong
Cranky Kong

That's a lot of Kongs and they've all been playable in a Donkey Kong Country game. Donk-Nick Kong will be choosing one of these Kongs as the bomb word for the first round. We now await his selection in order to proceed.

Wah · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2017, 05:11:37 AM »

ehhhhh i like how my avatar became everyones funny memes

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2017, 09:55:36 AM »

Donka Donka Donka Donka

nickmitch · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2017, 03:13:39 PM »

The pick is in, you kongs! Get hyped.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2017, 05:05:02 PM »

I have been informed of what the bomb word is so Round 1 is now underway. Look at DK go!

Donkosaurus Kong is the first one up to select a safe word. He can choose from the following list:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddy Kong
Tiny Kong
Lanky Kong
Chunky Kong
Cranky Kong

What will he choose?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2017, 08:24:50 PM »

I always miss these pinned threads, because I usually ignore all pinned threads because they are old.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2017, 09:47:01 PM »

Not the Funhouse, baby! We do things right here!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2017, 07:11:45 PM »

Well is the game started or what? Coward Kongs!

nickmitch · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2017, 08:40:36 PM »

Yeah, where is everykong?

pokepal148 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2017, 08:52:19 PM »

Stop Monkeying around people.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2017, 08:56:40 PM »

This doesn't feel like it's on like Donkey Kong.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2017, 08:57:08 PM »

This is making me Gorilla Angry.

Order.RSS · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2017, 05:08:48 AM »

All right all right, well since I've been so slow to pick up on this there's really just one possible option: CRANKY KONG!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2017, 11:45:26 AM »

Well, look who finally showed up. And who just also happens to be safe with a correct choice. Looks like we're going to be stuck with Donkosaurus Kong delaying the game some more further in the future. Take it to the fridge, Cranky.

Next up is oohhboy. He has the remaining selection to choose from:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddy Kong
Tiny Kong
Lanky Kong
Chunky Kong

Mop it up · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2017, 04:01:12 PM »

Only 8 players? Bummer.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2017, 04:37:24 PM »

At least it means the game will go quickly.

Oh wait.

Phil · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2017, 05:44:57 PM »

Are all of you the same account? $:-\$

Mop it up · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2017, 06:04:38 PM »

If you didn't sign up then you can't post in here!

oohhboy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2017, 06:09:04 PM »

There is only one true apes! Gorillas!

Chunky Kong

Phil · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2017, 06:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Donk it up Kong on June 30, 2017, 06:04:38 PM

If you didn't sign up then you can't post in here!

This is middle school all over again. ;_;

Khushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2017, 06:21:26 PM »

Don't worry about Phil. Donkepal148 Kong didn't sign-up but he still posts in here anyways because his own threads have abandoned him.

As for oohhboy, that non-Kong is safe! (Even if he is trying to reject the greatness of Kong - Donkey style.)

That means Donkario Kong (Lucario) is up next. He has the following options to choose from:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddy Kong
Tiny Kong
Lanky Kong

Last game, Lucario was the first one out. Will he be able to avoid that same scenario this game? We'll soon find out!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2017, 06:53:14 PM »

Pop Pop! It's hunting season!

Wah · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2017, 02:29:58 AM »

Well i have to go with my man LANKY KONG
Image result for lanky kong

Wah · « **Reply #25 on:** July 01, 2017, 02:30:19 AM »

Also luca finally did it

Khushrenada · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2017, 02:36:17 AM »

Did what? Pick a safe word? Because that's what Lucario just did. Lanky Kong may have a funny face but he's not a bomb word.

Well, I guess it's time we further Donk up this game by having someone else try to select a Safe Word. That's right. It's Donk it up Kong's turn. These are the remaining choices still available:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Kiddy Kong
Tiny Kong

Mop it up · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2017, 01:37:55 PM »

Everyone hates Kiddy Kong.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2017, 04:57:53 PM »

Well, look who decided to show up and make a selection. Donk it up breaks the chain of selecting the last available option but it does her no harm as her selection is safe!

We're at the halfway point of Round 1 and looks who's turn it is. The King K. Rool of this game - NWR_insanolord. He is left with the following touch choices:

Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Tiny Kong

Can he survive this round or will he succumb to another beat down from the DK Crew?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2017, 05:05:21 PM »

I'm going to go with the leader of the bunch himself, Donkey Kong.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #30 on:** July 02, 2017, 07:23:41 PM »

There's no way Donkey Kong would be the bomb word in a game celebrating Donkey Kong, right........?

That's right! And NWR_insanolord is safe. And now we've got some first round intrigue. The last two players to select a word this round are ShyGuy and Stratos, the two players continually jostling for the number one position on the All-Time Safe Words Points Leaderboard. Will they both be able to survive this round or will one be going done early to give the other a chance to put more distance between them in the point lead?

The first one to select is ShyGuy. He has only the following options to still choose from:

Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Tiny Kong

Can he do it?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #31 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:40:05 AM »

Tiny Kong is an abomination.

BLOW UP TINY KONG

Khushrenada · « **Reply #32 on:** July 03, 2017, 03:34:11 AM »

Huh. Apparently I haven't been keeping up with the Kongs. I didn't know Tiny Kong's design had changed. I just picture her by her DK64 representation.

And now that Tiny Kong is "hot", I highly recommend you do not do a Google search of Tiny Kong in Google images. A lot of disturbing fan art as you might surmise if you are a regular user of the internet.

However, this is all incidental to the fact that ShyGuy is safe. And so we come to the end of Round 1. There is only one person left choose and that is Donkos Kong. There are only two choices left. One is safe and one is the bomb word. Can Donkos survive or is this chimp going to be our first chump? The 50/50 choice is:

Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong

Reminds me of DKC2.

Order.RSS · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2017, 08:47:49 AM »

There's another image I could've gone without seeing. Bless the great Donkenada Kong for their determined track into the treacherous mines that mark the territories of DK fanart.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2017, 06:05:05 PM »

As host of Safe Words, it is my sacred duty to wade through the image files of the internet and find the true fanart gems that exist in it's blackened soul.

Also, congrats to Donkos Kong for really helping create more excitement for this game by stringing out the suspense for so long on his selection. Really helps keep the game interesting.

oohhboy · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2017, 06:13:27 PM »

This is such an extreme game of safe words all I need of my seat is the EDGE.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2017, 06:53:47 PM »

Now I know how these kids feel!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2017, 10:59:20 PM »

hahahaha I never saw that before.

Order.RSS · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2017, 09:52:29 AM »

Nintendo is all about creating smiles.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2017, 11:59:48 AM »

Well, Donkos has less than 24 hours to make a choice or he is outta here. Someone check Donk-Nick's basement to make sure he isn't holding him captive down there to save himself....

nickmitch · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2017, 01:10:37 PM »

Don't worry, I already looked. Not a kong in sight down there.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2017, 01:39:16 PM »

What about your banana hoard? Is it still there? That's what really matters!

nickmitch · « **Reply #42 on:** July 06, 2017, 02:07:40 PM »

Ha, ha! I don't hoard my bananas in the basement. Or do I? I'll never tell!

Stratos · « **Reply #43 on:** July 07, 2017, 12:23:30 AM »

Thanks for the PM reminder. Had a lot go on 4th of July weekend so I appreciate the heads up for my turn.

Lets got with my man Diddy! DKC2 was always my favorite for the old trilogy.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2017, 04:18:22 AM »

Quote from: Donkos Kong on July 07, 2017, 12:23:30 AM

Lets got with my man Diddy! DKC2 was always my favorite for the old trilogy.

Diddy Kong? What were you thinking?

He's got a boombox! A BOOMbox!

Actually, that jetpack doesn't look too safe either...

And his peanut poppers can explode in his face if held too long. Really, the guy is a walking disaster. This one was obvious if you stopped to think about it. And so, Donkos Kong basically lost to Gnawty when you think about it and that isn't easy to do. Please enjoy the shame and disgrace you've now earned for your family now for all of eternity with this performance.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #45 on:** July 07, 2017, 04:32:03 AM »

As for Nickmitch, he survives thanks to the greatness that is Dixie Kong.

Yes, that will provide as a suitable celebration gif.

However, it is ShyGuy that now gets to select the bomb word as we move on to the Monkey Mines for Round 2. Incredibly, Imgur is not able to load right now so I can't post the pic I prepared ahead of time to show our progress along DK Island. Way to suck, Imgur!

For this round, we are going to take a moment to appreciate some of the great jams from the DKC series which means ShyGuy will be choosing the bomb word from this great selection:

Stickerbrush Symphony
Fear Factory
Disco Train
Rockface Rumble
Hot Head Bop
Palm Tree Grove
The DK Rap

We now await his selection in order to begin Round 2 (along with waiting for Imgur to get their act together.)

Stratos · « **Reply #46 on:** July 07, 2017, 06:43:31 PM »

Aw coconuts!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #47 on:** July 07, 2017, 09:35:13 PM »

Well, I've finally received the Bomb Word and Imgur is loading again. Looks like everything is back on track as we move on to the Monkey Mines.

Donk-Nick Kong is the player who starts us off on Round 2. He gets to select from the full list of choices available. They are:

Stickerbrush Symphony
Fear Factory
Disco Train
Rockface Rumble
Hot Head Bop
Palm Tree Grove
The DK Rap

I'm with you, Great Ape. How could any of those songs be a bomb?! Well, apparently one is and we'll just have to wait to see which one it could be.

Phil · « **Reply #48 on:** July 08, 2017, 02:34:41 AM »

I hope it's not Fear Factory or Hot Head Bop. Unless you mean those songs could be THE bomb and not A bomb.

Phil · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2017, 02:36:37 AM »

Quote from: Donkenada Kong on July 03, 2017, 03:34:11 AM

Huh. Apparently I haven't been keeping up with the Kongs. I didn't know Tiny Kong's design had changed. I just picture her by her DK64 representation.

And now that Tiny Kong is "hot", I highly recommend you do not do a Google search of Tiny Kong in Google images. A lot of disturbing fan art as you might surmise if you are a regular user of the internet.

However, this is all incidental to the fact that ShyGuy is safe. And so we come to the end of Round 1. There is only one person left choose and that is Donkos Kong. There are only two choices left. One is safe and one is the bomb word. Can Donkos survive or is this chimp going to be our first chump? The 50/50 choice is:

Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong

Reminds me of DKC2.

I apologize for the double post. Tiny Kong got redesigned for the DS port of Diddy Kong Racing. She replaced Banjo while another character replaced Conker. Or vice versa depending on weight classes. It wasn't that good of a port which really disappointed me, as DKR is one of my favorite kart racers of all time.

Wah · « **Reply #50 on:** July 08, 2017, 08:24:23 AM »

nickmitch · « **Reply #51 on:** July 08, 2017, 01:32:51 PM »

Hot Head Bop

Khushrenada · « **Reply #52 on:** July 08, 2017, 03:58:22 PM »

Hot Head Bop is a safe choice. Donk-Nick Kong is moving on. This brings us back to the start. Donkosaurus Kong now has to make his second choice of the game. He has the following options still available to him:

Stickerbrush Symphony
Fear Factory
Disco Train
Rockface Rumble
Palm Tree Grove
The DK Rap

What tune will he select?

Wah · « **Reply #53 on:** July 09, 2017, 12:43:18 AM »

infinite dong

Order.RSS · « **Reply #54 on:** July 10, 2017, 04:40:42 PM »

Gotta be Stickerbrush Symphony, the ultimate bomba!

I like that you're switching up the options every round here btw, Donkenada!

Wah · « **Reply #55 on:** July 11, 2017, 06:12:15 AM »

get your **** together khush

Khushrenada · « **Reply #56 on:** July 11, 2017, 11:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Donkario Kong on July 11, 2017, 06:12:15 AM

get your **** together khush

What in the world? I could have sworn I made a post about Donkosaurus Kong's selection but I guess not. Thank you for the reminder. This Kong has a sad face....

Stickerbrush Symphony is not just the ultimate bomba but it is also Safe!

That means oohhboy is up next. He can select from the remaining choices:

Fear Factory
Disco Train
Rockface Rumble
Palm Tree Grove
The DK Rap

oohhboy · « **Reply #57 on:** July 11, 2017, 11:54:28 AM »

Here is a Donkey Kong.

Rockface Rumble

Khushrenada · « **Reply #58 on:** July 11, 2017, 11:59:10 AM »

Heh, that Kong has a funny face.

Oooo. We're off to DKC3 now with Rockface Rumble!

With an epic guitar-like solo, this hard rock ode to mountain climbing is safe! That means it is now Donkario Kong's turn to choose! Looks like I got my #^%@ together pretty fast to accommodate him! Lucario only has the following options still available:

Fear Factory
Disco Train
Palm Tree Grove
The DK Rap

Stratos · « **Reply #59 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:50:46 PM »

FOR THE FORUM

ShyGuy · « **Reply #60 on:** July 11, 2017, 11:49:27 PM »

What is donking, my donkers?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #61 on:** July 12, 2017, 01:12:30 AM »

Hey now! Only a Donk can call another Donk a Donk, you Donking Donker!

Phil · « **Reply #62 on:** July 12, 2017, 08:06:37 AM »

I don't usually get offended on this site, but we're approaching a line here...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #63 on:** July 13, 2017, 08:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Donkario Kong on July 11, 2017, 06:12:15 AM

get your **** together khush

Oh, how the tables have turned.

Donkario Kong now has less than 24 hours to make a selection or he will be eliminated from the game.

On a personal note, I'd just like to say that I've really enjoyed the flavor the players have brought to this game by taking the almost maximum allotted time to select a word. Really helped make the game pretty intense.

Wah · « **Reply #64 on:** July 14, 2017, 06:17:18 AM »

Sorry ive been sick

Wah · « **Reply #65 on:** July 14, 2017, 06:17:57 AM »

Got to go with palm tree grove man.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #66 on:** July 14, 2017, 11:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Donkario Kong on July 14, 2017, 06:17:18 AM

Sorry ive been sick

Awww. Well, far be it for me to add to your misery in this state. The important thing is you made a guess in time and you are safe! Enjoy the groove.

This means that Donk it up Kong is up next. Not a lot of safe choices left. Can she avoid the bomb word amongst these remaining songs?

Fear Factory
Disco Train
The DK Rap

ShyGuy · « **Reply #67 on:** July 14, 2017, 07:22:23 PM »

Donks out for Harambe!

Wah · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2017, 12:50:02 AM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2017, 02:07:39 AM »

Mop it up · « **Reply #70 on:** July 16, 2017, 05:10:01 PM »

Fear Factory

I wasn't able to respond for a time, so it seems the slow speed has ended up working out in my favour. Of course, with the way my luck works, it probably won't matter anyway...!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #71 on:** July 16, 2017, 06:54:40 PM »

Just her luck, she's right.

Fear Factory is the bomb word.

The Fear of the fireworks Factory finally exploding has come true.

Still a good song though.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #72 on:** July 16, 2017, 07:00:29 PM »

This means Donkario Kong (aka Lucario) will be choosing the next bomb word for Round 3.

He'll be selecting from the following choices:

Expresso the Ostrich
Winky the Frog
Rattly the Rattlesnake
Clapper the Seal
Ellie the Elephant
Parry the Parallel Bird

The best of the animal helpers ever.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #73 on:** July 16, 2017, 07:24:13 PM »

Before we move on, I do think we should take a moment to pay tribute to one of the funkiest jams in the DKC series, Disco Train!

As for the DK Rap, never heard of it. :-\ :-X

Khushrenada · « **Reply #74 on:** July 16, 2017, 07:34:29 PM »

The Bomb Word has been chosen and we are off to Vine Valley!

It is Mr. NWR_insanolord himself who gets to start this round. He has a wide selection from which to choose from. Can he safely select an actual animal helper? He can choose from the following:

Expresso the Ostrich
Winky the Frog
Rattly the Rattlesnake
Clapper the Seal
Ellie the Elephant
Parry the Parallel Bird

What will he choose?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #75 on:** July 16, 2017, 07:39:05 PM »

Personally, I'd choose Hoofer the Wilderbeast but then.....

...I follow the beat of a different drum! Ha ha ha!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #76 on:** July 16, 2017, 09:28:39 PM »

I don't know why exactly I'm using this metric, but I'm going to go with Winky the Frog, because he (she?) sounds the most like a Sonic the Hedgehog character.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #77 on:** July 16, 2017, 11:32:38 PM »

Now you know who Winky the Frog is.

Winky the Frog is also the bomb word this round.

Looks like Insanolord is now 0-13 in Safe Words games. But as a consolation prize, here's an explosion gif combining DK and Soccer just for you on your exit.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #78 on:** July 17, 2017, 12:00:10 AM »

Should have picked Expresso if you ask me.

Insanolord is the first non-Kong to fall this game. It means Donkario Kong will select the bomb word again. This time he'll be choosing from the following options:

King K. Rool
Wizpig
Tiki Tong
Lord Fredrik
Mario

Which DK villain is the deadliest of all? We'll soon find out in the next round.

Mop it up · « **Reply #79 on:** July 17, 2017, 06:30:24 PM »

It can sometimes be a pain to always be right.

Order.RSS · « **Reply #80 on:** July 18, 2017, 11:34:19 AM »

Still can't get over that someone forced their cat to play the bongos by turning it into a marionettcat (mariocat sounds too 3D World).

Khushrenada · « **Reply #81 on:** July 18, 2017, 12:21:36 PM »

It's wondrous. Sometimes you've just got to make a cat pull its weight and earn its keep. I like to think the cat is imagining itself on a Roman slave galley and he is beating the drums ordering the humans on board to row faster for his benefit.

The bomb word has been chosen so we are now off to Gorilla Glacier!

The first player to select this round is Mr. ShyGuy. Which villain will he choose to battle for a safe word?

King K. Rool
Wizpig
Tiki Tong
Lord Fredrik
Mario

ShyGuy · « **Reply #82 on:** July 18, 2017, 02:03:47 PM »

Let's go with the original Kong killer, Mario Mario.

That animal is a menace to society. He needs to be put down.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #83 on:** July 18, 2017, 03:52:00 PM »

The great villain of the Kong Kollective this game, ShyGuy, is safe! No insta-kill for Donkario Kong this round.

This means Dock-Nick Kong must now face some Kong evil. The remaining options are:

King K. Rool
Wizpig
Tiki Tong
Lord Fredrik

nickmitch · « **Reply #84 on:** July 18, 2017, 08:34:29 PM »

Tiki Tong.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #85 on:** July 18, 2017, 08:54:50 PM »

So long, Tiki Tong! Donk-Nick Kong is safe!

This brings us back to Donkosaurus Kong. With a limited selection left can Donkosaurus correctly choose one of the remaining safe villains? The remaining baddies are:

King K. Rool
Wizpig
Lord Fredrik

Order.RSS · « **Reply #86 on:** July 19, 2017, 12:06:47 PM »

King K Rool is too obvious surely, and Lord Fredrik a stone-cold killer...
Let's hope Wizpig doesn't beat me to the finish line!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #87 on:** July 19, 2017, 12:55:12 PM »

Donkosaurus Kong passes Wizpig and moves on to the next round. Incredible!

Well, on the subject of photo-finishes, we have come to the end of Round 4. The only person left to select is oohhboy. If he gets this choice right, he's on to the next round. If he gets it wrong then it is Donkario Kong who just makes it. The only two villains left for oohhboy to choose from are:

King K. Rool
or
Lord Fredrik

What will it be?

oohhboy · « **Reply #88 on:** July 19, 2017, 12:57:18 PM »

A stupid inflatable crown fit for a king.

King K. Rool

Khushrenada · « **Reply #89 on:** July 21, 2017, 01:25:02 AM »

Well, it must be the endgame of Safe Words since I'm on the road traveling. I was hoping I might get a chance to save some images for this part so I could have the links for them ready to go but did not get it done. So, I'm going to put the game on hold and pause it for a bit and then conclude it when I get back home. So, all remaining players get a break as well. But be ready because Tuesday night / Wednesday morning this game is back on as the final four battle it out to survive to the end.

As for whether oohhboy or Lucario are moving on, well, they already know but if you want to spoil it for yourselves: oohhboy chose poorly and is out.

Wah · « **Reply #90 on:** July 21, 2017, 05:16:05 AM »

so close and lucky XD

oohhboy · « **Reply #91 on:** July 21, 2017, 08:37:46 AM »

FUCKING STUPID FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN. (9m42s)

Khushrenada · « **Reply #92 on:** July 26, 2017, 10:17:08 PM »

When we last Safe Words 13, oohhboy had selected King K. Rool as his choice.

Unfortunately, that turned out to be an incorrect choice.....

Yep, that choice definitely blew up in his face as the bomb word.

Looks like oohhboy took all of Crocodile Isle with him on his way out.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #93 on:** July 26, 2017, 10:27:11 PM »

This means we are now at the final four! Donkosaurus Kong will be choosing the bomb word for this round. In order to get everyone excited about the endgame we are now in, I thought we should inject the game with some hawtness. The choices this round will be:

Pauline
Candy Kong
Banana Fairy Queen
Kalypso

Khushrenada · « **Reply #94 on:** July 26, 2017, 10:50:40 PM »

Let's take a moment though to run through our Final Four and talk about the stakes they are facing.

First up, Lucario aka Donkario Kong. This is the 5th time Lucario has made it to the Final Four. Lucario is an interesting player. If he isn't one of the first few players knocked out in the opening rounds then he will most likely be here at the final four with only his first game as a middle of the pack finish. This game is a bit of a redemption for him. Last game in Safe Words 12, Lucario was the first one out of the game. He is only the second player to have lost in the first round of a Safe Words game two times. (The other player is Insanolord who holds the record for losing in the first round of a game by doing just that in three games.

) However, Lucario is also tied with Nuclearspeed for the most Safe Word wins at 2 each. If he wins this game, Lucario can break the tie with his third Safe Words win and become the winningest Safe Words player ever!

Every player in the Final Four this game is a previous winner. If any of them win the game then they will tie Lucario and Nuclearspeed at two wins each. Can Lucario hold them off and put further distance between him and all other Safe Word players in wins or will he soon be crowded by more competition for being the Top Banana of Safe Words? In both of his wins, he never had to face any of the remaining players on his road to victory. DonkNick Kong did place ahead of him in Safe Words 9 though but Lucario placed ahead of ShyGuy in Safe Words 7 even if they all ultimately lost those games.

As a final note, Lucario is the only player to have selected the bomb word twice. Once he got an insta-kill taking out Insanolord. The second time was a nail-biter finish where he almost got stuck with his own choice at the end. That close finish though allowed him to choose first in this upcoming round giving him the best odds to be safe. Will Lucario be able to take advantage of his good fortune again or will he find himself out of luck by not controlling the bomb word?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #95 on:** July 26, 2017, 11:16:00 PM »

Then there is ShyGuy. The only non-Kong left in the game, can he overcome the odds and defeat the monkey mob that still remains in the game?

ShyGuy is currently the all-time point leader in total Safe Word games. With Stratos, who is the second all-time point list leader, having early exit this game, he is putting some distance between himself and Stratos to get a better stranglehold on that lead. This is his sixth appearance in the Final Four of a Safe Words game breaking a tie of five appearances which both he and Stratos have accomplished. Despite making it to the Final Four in almost half of all Safe Word games played, ShyGuy has only won the whole thing once in Safe Words 5! (Just as incredible is the fact that Stratos still has yet to win a game despite all his points and Final Four appearances.) Besides his win, he has placed 4th two times and 3rd two times. So, don't let him get to the Final Round if you want to win, I'm guessing?

Despite all these Final Four appearances, he's only made the Final Four once in the past 4 games which was Safe Words 11. Although he almost did it last game in Safe Words 12 but just missed out and placed 5th. Clearly, after a dip in performance, ShyGuy is back on some Safe Word steroids and doing his best to get that second win. Can he finally get the monkey off his back this game and do it? Or will the next couple rounds be his undoing once more? Interestingly, he hasn't faced the remaining player much in a Final Four situation. Lucario and him were in the Final Four in Safe Words 7 but ShyGuy placed 4th and Lucario placed 3rd beating him there. Likewise, ShyGuy and Nickmitch were in the Final Four in Safe Words 11 but ShyGuy placed 3rd in that game and Nickmitch was given 1st place though it is still murky if he won that game or not. Last game was Steefosaurus first game and ShyGuy placed 5th while Steefosaurus placed 1st if you want to look beyond the Final Four in a potential match-up between the two. Thus, despite not facing these players much in a Final Four situation, it appears that ShyGuy has not had much success in the past against these opponents. In fact, since his win in Safe Words 5, Lucario has since won twice and Nickmitch and Steefosaurus have won the latest two games of Safe Words 11 and 12 respectively. Can he avenge those losses and increase his Safe Words legacy or will he stay a one-hit wonder?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #96 on:** July 26, 2017, 11:23:48 PM »

All I need is one shot. Or maybe a whole magazine.

POP POP

Khushrenada · « **Reply #97 on:** July 26, 2017, 11:37:00 PM »

DonkNick Kong (or nickmitch depending on when you are reading the thread for this game) has now made the Final Four for the fourth time. The first time he did was in Safe Words 3 where he placed 3rd. It took him until Safe Words 9 until he reached the Final Four again and it was there that he had a crushing 2nd place finish. However, it would just take until Safe Words 11 for nickmitch to find himself back in the Final Four and the final round as well. This time, nickmitch would come out the winner although there was some controversy with the win. Khushrenada outwitted nickmitch into revealing the bomb word and thus choose the only Safe Word remaining causing the host of the game, Lucario, to award Khushrenada as the winner. In the end, Khushrenada's play was deemed too advanced for the game and he graciously let nickmitch take the 1st place slot. (I love controlling the narrative.

).

Despite the win, nickmitch ended up with an early exit last game in Safe Words 12 by being the third player out at the 11th spot. Clearly, he has rebound from that loss to come back into the Final Four. In an interesting bit of serendipity, the three winners from the last three Safe Word games played have all made the Final Four in this game. Lucario won Safe Words 10, nickmitch won Safe Words 11 and Steefosaurus won Safe Words 12. (How does that make you feel, ShyGuy?) Despite going through a stretch of not accomplishing much in those early games he played, nickmitch definitely appears to be a player on the path to better success based on the last five games including this one.

He once claimed that Safe Words isn't an actual Forum game unless he's won it. Although he did that with Safe Words 11, I'm sure he'd like to accomplish a win without any controversy. Perhaps by doing so, it will finally legitimize Safe Words on these forums as a legal and binding forum game recognized by the NWR Staff and Director Neal as a driving force in making this site popular thus.... giving Khushrenada some of that sweet Patreon free money to keep this game going!!! Holy smokes! Nickmitch must win! I'll rig this game if I have too! Uh-oh. Perhaps a nickmitch win will be controversial now..... Or maybe a win by nickmitch will just mean someone else will host a Safe Words game in the future. It's hard to say.

In his Final Four appearances, nickmitch placed 2nd over Lucario who placed 3rd in Safe Words 9 and he placed 1st over ShyGuy who placed 3rd in Safe Words 11. Can nickmitch dominate over these opponents once more or might they all be facing an even greater opponent than they realize?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #98 on:** July 27, 2017, 12:11:25 AM »

And finally, we come to Donkosaurus Kong aka Steefosaurus. This is only the second Safe Words game for Steefosaurus. His first game was the last one played, Safe Words 12. Steefosaurus not only made the Final Four that game, he won the whole shebang becoming the first player to win their first game of Safe Words since Ceric did it in the very first Safe Words game played.

Now, he's got a chance to be the first player to win back-to-back Safe Word games and by doing so, he could remain undefeated in Safe Words. The closest a player has come to in winning back-to-back games is Lucario. He won Safe Words 6 and just fell short of the Final Round by placing 3rd in Safe Words 7. Mop it up sort of tied this feat as well. She won Safe Words 8 but hosted Safe Words 9. In Safe Words 10, she made it to 3rd place. Had she won then she'd have won the last two games she played but they wouldn't be back-to-back based on the numerical numbering of the games. The only other player to win a Safe Words game and then make the Final Four in the next game played is TOPHATANT123 who won Safe Words 9 but placed 4th in Safe Words 10.

Thus, Steefosaurus has a chance to make history by not only winning the first two games of Safe Words played by him but by being the first back-to-back winner. To do that, a player has to be able to progress through a lot of rounds. From Safe Words 6 - 7, Lucario went 18 rounds before falling in the 19th straight round he had played. Likewise, in Safe Words 8 and 10, Mop it up survived 18 rounds before losing in the 19th round of the 2 games combined. And can you guess how many rounds TOPHATANT123 went through from Safe Words 9 & 10 before falling at 4th place in Safe Words 10? That's right! He survived 18 rounds until he fell to a bomb word in his 19th straight round to end up in 4th place on his quest of back-to-back wins.

That said, the longest streak belongs to Triforce Hermit. He went undefeated through 14 rounds in Safe Words 2 and won the game and then went survived through the first five rounds of Safe Words 3 before falling in Round 6 thus making it through 19 rounds and falling in the 20th. Now, sure, maybe he was helped a bit by Phil's excellent eliminations in Safe Words 2 but it still allowed him to advance and still counts.

Right now, Steefosaurus has survived through all 12 rounds played in Safe Words 12 which he won. He has now survived through 4 rounds of Safe Words 13 putting him at 16 straight rounds of survival. If he can survive through the next 3 rounds and win the game then he will tie Triforce Hermit for the longest straight survival streak in Safe Words with a chance to claim the top spot in his next game played. To do so, he'll have to break the dreaded 19th round curse faced by the last 3 players who came close to winning back-to-back games. As everyone knows, it is a lot harder to survive in these last 3 rounds. Stratos, Insanolord, Unclebob and even ShyGuy are proof of that. Yet, Steefosaurus starts the Final Four in control of the bomb word giving himself a bit of an advantage to survive. Could he pull off a string of successful Bomb Word choices and pull off another stunning win or will a path to victory require some smart safe word choosing? Will Steefosaurus become the Safe Words wunderkind or will he crack under the pressure of Safe Words history?

We shall soon find out once he has selected our next bomb word to start Round 5!

nickmitch · « **Reply #99 on:** July 27, 2017, 11:23:40 AM »

The bios for each player really add to the drama.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #100 on:** July 27, 2017, 12:10:41 PM »

They better. They take long enough to fact check and write up....

Order.RSS · « **Reply #101 on:** July 27, 2017, 08:08:46 PM »

Haha wow yeah and they're super detailed too, the NBA commentators have nothing on you when it comes to stats!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #102 on:** July 27, 2017, 08:50:09 PM »

Let's face it, the only reason anyone plays Safe Words is for the stats. If it was for fun then I think it would be a lot faster moving.

Well, the bomb word has been chosen and I'm going to say it is a diabolical choice even though that means nothing but it might cause players to second guess themselves thinking that.

It is now time for Round 5 to begin. Onwards to Kremcroc Industries as we continue our Kong-Quest of DK Island.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #103 on:** July 27, 2017, 09:00:47 PM »

First to select this round is Donkario Kong aka Lucario. Which of these bewitching vixens will he select?

Pauline

Candy Kong

Banana Fairy Queen

Kalypso

Nuts. I should have chosen a different character who was also a Smash trophy to have kept that theme unified but I really didn't want to see anymore Tiny Kong pictures this game.

Wah · « **Reply #104 on:** July 28, 2017, 12:36:34 AM »

Got to go with that hot thicc hairy wait..... ehhhhh, anyways Candy Kong

Khushrenada · « **Reply #105 on:** July 28, 2017, 01:03:18 AM »

She may have gone from bathing suit beauty to.... trailer trash(?) but Candy Kong is still a save point and Donkario Kong is safe!

He moves on to the next round as his quest for a third Safe Words win continues. Next up is the lone non-Kong still in it. Can Mr. ShyGuy successfully survive the pressure under a coconut gun? The remaining choices still in play are:

Pauline
Banana Fairy Queen
Kalypso

Please make your decision!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #106 on:** July 28, 2017, 08:10:09 PM »

eeeeeerrrrgh. Kalypso

What a selection. I guess I will go with the "sexy" alligator. That's just...

Stratos · « **Reply #107 on:** July 28, 2017, 08:51:20 PM »

Sexy Kremlings are a core pillar of the summer of Donkey-ness.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #108 on:** July 28, 2017, 08:53:08 PM »

ShyGuy, my boy, don't you know? You have the perfect voice to sing Calypso.

Sooooo, you're into crocs, are ya? Well, now everyone knows what kind of furry ShyGuy is into on these forums. But you and your waifu Kalypso are safe so have fun together.

This means we are at the end of Round 5. DonkNick Kong is the last to select. If he gets it right, he can end Donkosaurus Kong's unbeaten streak. If he gets it wrong, he's eliminated and ShyGuy controls the bomb word for the next round. His choice comes down to:

Pauline
or
Banana Fairy Queen

Hey! That kind of rhymes. What's it going to be?

nickmitch · « **Reply #109 on:** July 28, 2017, 10:44:11 PM »

Banana Fairy Queen.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #110 on:** July 29, 2017, 03:58:59 AM »

On close inspection, it turns out that the Banana Fairy Queen is safe. No bomb word detected. DonkNick Kong is moving on! Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh, I see. Well I guess it happened then.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #111 on:** July 29, 2017, 04:48:53 AM »

This means Donkosaurus Kong is stuck with Pauline, his own choice for the bomb word.

But can you really blame Donkosaurus Kong for his choice? I mean, she's definitely the hawtest of the group.

Aw yeah. But many a Kong has been hurt falling for that she-devil's charms....

And so ends Donkosaurus Kong's unbeaten streak of terror over the Safe Words community. Once again, a back-to-back win has proven too elusive for you Safe Words players.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #112 on:** July 29, 2017, 02:20:51 PM »

But what would a Donkey Kong Country game be without bonus levels? Donkey Kong Country Returns and DKCR: Tropical Freeze. Let's see which of our remaining contests can succeed in the bonus levels to get the needed doo-dads to reach the hidden Final Round!

DonkNick Kong gets to decide the bomb word this round and he'll be choosing from this great selection:

Find the exit!
Destroy them all!
Beaver bother!

Looks like a lotta fun!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #113 on:** July 29, 2017, 05:29:32 PM »

The bomb word is chosen and Round 6 is now on! Welcome to Chimp Caverns!

The first person to select this round is Donkario Kong. He can select from the following choices:

Find The Exit!

Destroy Them All!

Beaver Bother!

Order.RSS · « **Reply #114 on:** July 29, 2017, 07:02:18 PM »

Awwww was banking on the incumbency bonus, surely the current New Donk Mayor would scrape at least a SINGLE VOTE?!?!

Wah · « **Reply #115 on:** July 31, 2017, 08:01:55 PM »

lets do the most abstract, Beaver Bother plz

Khushrenada · « **Reply #116 on:** July 31, 2017, 10:13:46 PM »

Beaver Bother? I think that is everyone's favorite bonus game. Can't believe Nintendo never commissioned a whole game to be built around that concept. Clearly DK64 is blessed to be the only game to have it. And that blessing means Donkario Kong is safe! We have our first Finalist of the game!

Who will be joining him, ShyGuy or Donk-Nick Kong? ShyGuy is the player next in the hotseat. If he gets this right, he is on to the Finals and will control the bomb word. If he gets it wrong then it is Donk-Nick Kong versus Donkario and Donkario will be choosing the bomb word.

It all comes down to this selection for ShyGuy:

Find The Exit!
Destroy Them All!

Which will it be?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #117 on:** July 31, 2017, 10:24:53 PM »

And now, an inspirational message for our remaining Safe Words players:

ShyGuy · « **Reply #118 on:** August 02, 2017, 02:00:18 AM »

Oh man.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #119 on:** August 02, 2017, 02:01:15 AM »

I am going to go with....

Find the Exit

I think 'Destroy Them All' was a trap set for me, because of my ape blood lust. BUT I am smarter than a dumb monkey!

oohhboy · « **Reply #120 on:** August 02, 2017, 02:48:50 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on August 02, 2017, 02:01:15 AM

I am going to go with....

Find the Exit

I think 'Destroy Them All' was a trap set for me, because of my ape blood lust. BUT I am smarter than a dumb monkey!

boourns

Khushrenada · « **Reply #121 on:** August 02, 2017, 04:47:51 AM »

Who's going on to the Final Round? That's right, ShyGuy.......

....YOU ARE! BECAUSE FIND THE EXIT IS SAFE!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #122 on:** August 02, 2017, 05:35:57 AM »

This means Donk-Nick Kong is stuck with Destroy Them All which is the very bomb word he chose! That's rather ironic considering he failed to destroy all his competition. You brought this on yourself...

Oh, the chimpanity! His competitors are just taking it to him!

I don't think he's going to make it!

BAH GAWD, THAT'S YOSHI'S MUSIC PLAYING!!!

So long, Dink-Nick Kong. Rest in peace. And thus we return to the trope of no explosions for Nickmitch. I love that unspoken rule.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #123 on:** August 02, 2017, 05:56:02 AM »

The Final Round is here! Time to celebrate!

And folks, are we blessed with an epic Final Round match-up this game! So much intrigue! It's Donkario Kong vs ShyGuy. The person responsible for starting the Donkey Kong avatar and forum craze vs the one person who most resisted joining the Kong Kollective and has been working to stop it. Donkario Kong is trying to win his third Safe Word game to be the game's all-time winner while ShyGuy is looking for his second win to pad his claim as greatest Safe Words player to go along with his all-time point lead! Donkario was first out last game. Will he complete the comeback from worst to first? Steefosaurus was the winner of Safe Words 12 and he went out at 4th. Nickmitch was the winner of Safe Words 11 and he went out at 3rd. Lucario was the winner of Safe Words 10. Is he the next to go? At the same time, Steefosaurus and Nickmitch both controlled the bomb word and both fell to their own choice in the last two rounds. Now ShyGuy controls the bomb word. Will he be cursed as well? Can Donkario keep making the Safe Word picks needed for victory?

And we haven't even got to my favorite part, the final round choice of Safe Words. It's the reason why I decided to go with a new selection of choices each round. I sure hope this was worth it. The final choice comes down to this:

Rare or Retro? One of the greatest Nintendo fan divides and it is up to our finalists to hopefully pick the winning side of this debate.

As mentioned, ShyGuy selects the bomb word this round so we await his choice before we can officially begin it. What company will it be?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #124 on:** August 02, 2017, 12:09:42 PM »

The bomb word has been chosen! The Final Round is.. finally here!

Bigger than the duel of K. Rool, it's the Shyguy Showdown. ShyGuy has made his choice and all that is left this game is for Donkario Kong to now make his. Can Donkario successfully pull it for a 3rd time? His choice:

Rare
or
Retro

Which company will it be?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #125 on:** August 02, 2017, 12:12:37 PM »

Our final two contestants have been training for this moment!

Whose hard work will pay off?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #126 on:** August 02, 2017, 07:34:24 PM »

I trying to drive the Kong species to extinction, and I would appreciate your support.

Wah · « **Reply #127 on:** August 02, 2017, 09:24:01 PM »

50/50 ha? Well shy would probably pick rare so lets go

Rare

Khushrenada · « **Reply #128 on:** August 03, 2017, 01:38:36 AM »

Let's check the Rare Cave and see if the bananas are there:

Rare sux? No bananas?

Oh Donkario. Rare is dead. Stop trying to make Rare happen. Retro are the Donkey Kong kings now. You know what this means.....

And the last Kong, the king of the clan, falls to ShyGuy.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #129 on:** August 03, 2017, 01:45:36 AM »

As for ShyGuy, he is left with Retro as the only remaining choice this round. Taking the Retro token to Cranky Kong, he has a delightful little chat.

That's right! He's gone and done it and won his second Safe Words game tying Lucario and Nuclearspeed for most Safe Word wins while adding greatly to his Safe Word point lead.

SHYGUY IS THE WINNER OF SAFE WORDS 13!!!!

HE GETS ALL THE BANANAS!!!!!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #130 on:** August 03, 2017, 01:51:44 AM »

eh, I'll take, like, five bananas. You can keep the rest.

My first decree as the new Kong master is that everyone change their names back to regular.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #131 on:** August 03, 2017, 01:57:54 AM »

Epilogue

With ShyGuy's victory, the Dong had finally expanded.

The rest of the forum had to agree that ShyGuy is the second best poster on the forums after all. His skill at Donkey Kong Country could not be denied. With the matter settled and forums pretty much conflict free thanks to Khushrenada's moderating, everyone realized there was no need for another game of Safe Words since there was nothing left to settle. Therefore, it was decided to never play the game again and we never did. Of course, Insanolord tried to get something going so he could finally get a chance to win one of these games but everyone kept shooting down the idea and denying him that opportunity. We may not have Safe Words anymore but we've got something better. A silent guardian, a watchful protector of these forums. A true dark knight - Donkey Kong.

Goodnight, sweet forums and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #132 on:** August 03, 2017, 02:00:54 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on August 03, 2017, 01:51:44 AM

eh, I'll take, like, five bananas. You can keep the rest.

My first decree as the new Kong master is that everyone change their names back to regular.

Hey! The game ain't over yet! I haven't posted the updated points total! Pump the brakes on the dictator train for a moment there, buster!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #133 on:** August 03, 2017, 02:09:25 AM »

THIS IS A BANANA REPUBLIC.

...You may just disappear

Wah · « **Reply #134 on:** August 03, 2017, 02:58:55 AM »

The dong will always live on.... now change back you copycats.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #135 on:** August 03, 2017, 03:17:47 AM »

While winning a game is nice, we all know that true validation in life comes from one's position on the All-Time Safe Words Leaderboard! Now we get to the most important part of all, stats!

As mentioned in previous Safe Word games, the players are all ranked by the F-Zero GX racing point system based on their position. Based on how the contestants finished in this game of Safe Words 13, these were the points handed out to them for the game:

1. ShyGuy - 100
2. Lucario - 93
3. nickmitch - 87
4. Steefosaurus - 81
5. oohhboy - 76
6. NWR_insanolord - 71
7. Mop it up - 66
8. Stratos - 62

If we add the points from this game to the cumulative totals of all players for all 13 games now played, here is the current All-Time Safe Words Leaderboard:

1. ShyGuy - 972 points (13 games played)
2. Stratos - 924 points (13 games played)
3. nickmitch - 872 points (12 games played)
4. NWR_insanolord - 862 points (13 games played)
5. Mop it up - 825 points (11 games played)
6. Soren - 802 points (12 games played)
7. Lucario - 676 points (9 games played)
8. Silenced - 502 points (7 games played)
8. oohhboy - 502 points (8 games played)
10. UncleBob - 478 points (6 games played)
11. TOPHATANT123 - 442 points (6 games played)
12. Triforce Hermit - 430 points (6 games played)
13. lolmonade - 360 points (6 games played)
14. Nuclearspeed - 342 points (5 games played)
15. Khushrenada - 319 points (5 games played)
16. Steefosaurus - 181 points (2 games played)
17. ObbyDent - 180 points (3 games played)
18. Evan_B - 165 points (3 games played)
19. TofuFury - 139 points (2 games played)
20. Spak-Spang - 116 points (2 games played)
21. Ceric - 100 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Fatty The Hutt - 93 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Phil - 93 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Pokepal148 - 93 points (1 game played)
25. (tie) BlackNMild2k1 - 76 points (1 game played)
25. (tie) Zap - 76 points (1 game played)
27. ejamer - 47 points (1 game played)
28. Hypotheliciously - 41 points (1 game played)

With Soren opting not to play for the first time in Safe Words history, he drops from 3rd to 6th. Nickmitch is able to jump from 5th to 3rd because of it. oohhboy is also able to crack the top ten from his point total this game tying Silenced for 8th spot. UncleBob is very close to falling out of the top ten after 7 games of inactivity.

That's it. I don't think anyone cares about Donkey Kong anymore.

Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore.

Hey! He's still got it!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #136 on:** August 03, 2017, 03:21:23 AM »

Now the game is over and we all need to get to our rafts and cross over to General Chat as ShyGuy begins to consolidate power. First you get the bananas, then you get the power, then you get the Funhouse.

nickmitch · « **Reply #137 on:** August 03, 2017, 07:46:52 AM »

Can't believe we let the one non-kong win.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #138 on:** August 03, 2017, 10:04:49 AM »

You're all going to be vests!

Wah · « **Reply #139 on:** August 04, 2017, 10:00:37 AM »

i have one thing to say...

I'LL SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAMPIES!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #140 on:** August 04, 2017, 12:43:38 PM »

Huh. I thought it was going to be Focus Blast.

Wah · « **Reply #141 on:** August 04, 2017, 05:55:03 PM »

Nah real thing from the show, like legit freakin said. in a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4

Stratos · « **Reply #142 on:** August 05, 2017, 12:44:02 AM »

My first round loss really cost me in the Safewords rivalry. Better luck next time.

Mop it up · « **Reply #143 on:** August 05, 2017, 01:36:53 PM »

Congratulations ShyGuy!

This might be my worst game yet. I guess having more people helps.

Order.RSS · « **Reply #144 on:** August 06, 2017, 03:36:04 PM »

Kong-ratulations ShyGuy!!! Guess this means the end of the Kong Kollektive's reign, almost destined, really.
Great final options too, Rare and Retro, although the best DK dev is of course still EAD Tokyo.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #145 on:** August 06, 2017, 04:25:51 PM »

You all are banished from the Kong Kollective for this failure.

(Yeah. That's how this works. You may think you all are leaving willingly but really, I, The all powerful "Leader of the bunch." am banishing you.)

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