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Re: Breasts
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2011, 09:32:56 PM »
HOW HAVE I BEEN MISSING THIS?!?


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Re: Breasts
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2011, 10:11:58 PM »


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Re: Breasts
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2011, 01:48:22 AM »
And this is why tits are better than Asses.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2011, 02:13:48 AM »
Still waiting on Stogi to drop some beats so we can get rich with quick radio hits.

Hahaha shiitt...look for one this week!

And this is why tits are better than Asses.

Why? Because tits can jiggle?







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Re: Breasts
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2011, 04:16:50 PM »
Woah, woah! This isn't a tits vs asses debate thread. This is just a thread for appreciation and discussion of boobies.

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Re: Breasts
« Reply #55 on: August 15, 2011, 01:32:34 PM »
Too many asses.  Time to clean this thread up.




Much better.
Now we just need more BnM titty rapping to get rid of the last of it.

                  
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #56 on: August 15, 2011, 04:09:16 PM »
What have we created??

Anyway, I'm almost finished with that beat. It's nothing special, but it bumps. Nevertheless, it's meant for the Model Walk (She walk wit a wattle) song.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #57 on: August 15, 2011, 05:45:29 PM »
haha modern hotness thread, cus the moderators have reached the age where they don't care.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2011, 07:31:16 PM »
I had a rather large pair
resting on shoulders
and they were comfy cuz
thems my boulder holders

it must be cold outside
and I know it's rude to stare
but you almost poked out my eyes
and I don't even care

Baby I see you got moves
and you know how that makes me feel
they jigggle when you wiggle
and you never stand still

Baby, I'm loving what I'm seeing
so don't ever stop
actually why don't you lose that bikini
convertible drop top

I'm trying to have my way
so I bend you over the car
you're leaving scratches in the paint
cuz ya nipples so hard

I shoulda put sponges on them tittys
so you coulda waxed my hood
wax on.... wax off
oh yeah, it's all good

Ain't nothin 'bout you fake
your are the real thing
if I wanted plastic
I'd have a shelf full of figurines

soft suptle skin
as I traverse your valley
grab your twin peaks
....and dilly dally

I have to lay down
cuz she won't let me sit up
my six pack abs
versus her D cups

my rockstar status
versus her voluptuos nups
while y'all be jealous
she be on deez nutz

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Re: Breasts
« Reply #59 on: August 15, 2011, 09:55:25 PM »
the idea that you have to like breasts or ass is asinine. I like both equally. Luckily you have a 50% chance a girl will have one or the other.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #60 on: August 17, 2011, 07:02:19 PM »
Applaud to the forumer who mentioned his first experience with breast. As far as I can remember, my first time seeing a breast was a bit of a tease. I was at my best friends house and his sister had come out in a tiny tshirt and did a yawn+stretch combo. The sleeves were cut off and from the angle I was at, I saw some nice "side-boob" and it stuck with me at the first time I really noticed breasts.

My first hands on experience was much later, some time in high school. Nice b-cup but the nipples were too long for my liking (when aroused). Still fun though, just a choking hazard.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #61 on: August 17, 2011, 09:44:11 PM »
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2011, 12:08:22 AM »
My first sight and hands on with tatas was helping my brother's girlfriend take a cold shower. Long story short, she was rolling and overheating and so my brother wanted me (I was in 7th grade at the time) to look after her while he found my other older brother.

So let me put this in perspective. Its around 11 at night. My parents are out of town and my brothers are having people over and generally getting buckwild. All the while, I was listening to music and playing videogames with some friends in the basement. In a panic my brother comes in and asks me to help him. Confused and anxious, I follow him to the upstairs bathroom. Now I wasn't hot ****. I was young and naive. My girlfriend and I never went farther than me cupping her ass and kissing. I walked in to find my brother's girlfriend, a busty (at least double dd's), thick light-skinned black chick butt-naked in the shower. My brother turned it on and told me to watch her. I looked at him like 'wait what?', but he soon disappeared. So I nervously sit down on the toilet but soon jump up and help her to stand.  I had my arms around her trying to prop her up. I couldn't help but start laughing as I felt boobie with my forearm. She joined me by giggling and saying "Oh...this water is amazing." I thought...'it sure is'. I had one foot in the shower, my clothes are getting soaked in cold, cold water, and I could give a ****. I was trying to be respectful and not do anything creepy, but she kept wiggling and moving, making me bump into things I probably shouldn't be touching. Again trying to be respectful (but more like being a pansy), I had a loose grip on her. She wiggled around a bit more and I lose it and my balance causing me to slip and land on the tub's edge with my back hitting the wall. She tumbled backwards from the lack of support turned and fell. That's when her boobies come flying into my face and slap the **** out of me. Dizzied, I somehow managed to catch her from falling out of the shower and now she was sitting on my lap, suffocating me with cleavage. Of course my brothers walk in at that exact moment, with a loud "What the **** are you doing?!" and then begin to give me hell. I tried to explain myself but couldn't stop stuttering. I was so embarrassed and till this day they still make fun of me for it.


Good times.

My first hands on experience was much later, some time in high school. Nice b-cup but the nipples were too long for my liking (when aroused). Still fun though, just a choking hazard.

LMAO. I've been there. Can't lie, I kinda like em'.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2011, 02:34:01 PM »
What have we created??

This thread is my masterpiece.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2011, 02:02:06 AM »
Trying to revive interest in thread:

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« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2011, 02:09:10 AM »
^^^^^^^

This is relavant to my interests.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2011, 08:40:40 PM »
How do you guys feel about tan lines on boobies?
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2011, 11:32:09 PM »
I am against. I don't need highway markers to tell me what to look at.

Besides, I prefer women to keep their natural skin colour, not burnt with a side of skin cancer.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #68 on: August 29, 2011, 01:25:51 AM »
Lol. I like consistency in skin color, and I don't think boobs tan well. I like the way they're all just a bit lighter than the rest of the skin. Something about that is just so sexy.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2011, 06:17:48 PM »










Your move! hahaha
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2011, 03:18:50 AM »

Your move! hahaha






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Re: Breasts
« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2011, 11:44:29 PM »
20 minutes of breast getting squeezed in Russia.
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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2011, 11:47:04 PM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #73 on: September 06, 2011, 01:19:57 AM »
LOL at the ones that act surprised...

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Re: Lettuce Cats
« Reply #74 on: September 06, 2011, 01:51:43 AM »
This once again proves my theory about girls and cameras. Something about just having a camera guy makes everything you do okay.
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