Topic: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)

[Ceric]

Do you have any non-white men with jiggly breasts? I ask because I am a equal opprotunity breast admirerer.

sure thing buddy.

I meant black and asian females.

How do you knw there isn't some Asian in there.

[Kytim89]

How did this topic get this way? Either get me what I ask for or I will start talking about Rare.

[bustin98]

I like boobs, though dislike fake and stretch marks. I prefer puffy nips though... mmm mmm.

My first experience: I was 7 or 8, the neighbor girl was over, she was 12 and wearing a tube top. I naturally pulled it down and got a quick eyefull. Unfortunately being the nerd I turned out to be for the next 10 years, I didn't get further than that until I was out of school and realized that girls are people too... /nerdboy

[SixthAngel]

Breasts don't get enough love.  Maybe because it is more socially acceptable you hear about great butts all the time but never hear about great tittays.

We need rap songs about awesome boobs, butts are overplayed.

[Kytim89]

I prefer breasts to be firm and tight, but some what loose and jiggly when the chick wheres a titgh shirt.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I like big breast
and I can not lie
you other brothas
are on butts and thighs
But when a fine ass woman
with a itty bitty waist
comes and puts
her tittays in yo' face
you get sprung
like a prison jail break
looks like a file stickin' out a cake

Big ol' tittays fuel me
but I know that I can't touch
The bouncer already warned me
and I love this club too much
I keep my money folded
even though the wad in my pants
looks like it's rolleded
and baby I'll make it rain
as long as you let me
motorboat till there's slobber stains

Just like my report card
I only want C's and D's and F's
you can keep your A's and B's
I want to have tittay sex
I don't need no big booty
I need melons with some nice nips
I just saw Kelly Roland
and Nicki Manaj's nipple slips

[maybe more to come later]

[ShyGuy]

Bustin was engaging in sexual harassment at age 7... It explains so much.

[Dasmos]

Breasts are great, but far harder to observe without alerting the opposite sex. I guess that's why I have developed a fondness for the buttocks. But nothing beats when a pair of breasts have that areola to cup size ratio just right.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'm in luv with the tittays
in luv with the tittays
I'm in luv with the tittays
in luv with the tittays

Baby got back for days
but I swing around front
because I luv tittays
(here we go)
She says "hey.......
look up here at my eyes"
But I'm stuck on those tittays
like **** for a fly
(ooooooooooh)
Resistance......
I try, I try
But I'm just another
typical guy
(I'm a pig)
She got the most perfect
breast I ever see
but I totally recall
a girl once having three
(yeeeeeeaaaah)

I like them boobies real
.....no surgery scars
I like it when they jiggle
not look stuck in a jar
(silicone)
Boobs, tits, knockers
funbags, bosoms, breasts,
jubblies, melons, jugs,
I love a woman with a big chest
(Zelda treasure chest sound - ::dun dun duuuuhhn:: )

I once knew a girl who wore
a size fifty two double H
She love to give me hugs
always smothering my face
(true story)
I couldn't breath
because I was buried in her rack
so soft, so warm
didn't care if I ever came back
(good gawd)
hands cupped on both sides
I came up for air
and then I'd dive back in
because I love a good pair
(motorboat)
Shocked!!!
was the look on her face
but I didn't give a damn
cuz my hands and my shoulders
kept them tittays in place
(gawd damn)


.............I just love to
grab them in my hands
and lick around the nipple
till they're as erect as I am
(a ten hut)
Then..............
I nibble on the nip
I hope you write this down
cuz this is how BNM does it
(that's how I do)
They say that more
than a handfuls a waste
but to anyone that's had
knows that ain't the case
(gimme more)

I'm in luv with the tittays
in luv with the tittays
I'm in luv with the tittays
in luv with the tittays

[Stogi]

I always liked "dirty pillows" and "gazangas"

Gazangas is great and is only second to:

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/m574re/simpsons-kiss-and-tell-hey-elephant

[nickmitch]

I hate breasts that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.

[SixthAngel]

I hate don't like breasts quite as much that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.

fixed

I don't think I could bring myself to hate a pair of breasts that killed my parents.

[ThePerm]

I hate breasts that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.

agreed

[nickmitch]

I like getting my face pummeled by large breasts. More so than motor-boating.

I also like breasts that have a little hang. Not sagging, just not perched up too high. They need to have some good bounce to them, and the overly perky ones tend to lose that, especially in certain types of implants.

[Stogi]

You guys watch way too much porn.

[Morari]

You don't watch enough porn.

[Urkel]

[nickmitch]

What do you guys like most: rounder, longer or pointy?

[BlackNMild2k1]

I was about to write
another rhyme about breast
But i wasn't even sure
if you all liked the rest

This is NWR and we're
all mid 20 early thirties
we're all too damn old
to have never gotten dirty

I've seen a lot of tittays
in my life time
even squeezed 'em like a stressball
and I ain't lyin'

I've had 4 at time,
that's always a treat
wrestling over...and with me
my greatest feat

two times two
equals four
2 women, one man
who could ask for more

Women are just like men
in that they like it rough
They don't always want
to be "makin' luv" in stuff

Slap it up, flip it
rub it dooooooown
(oooh noooooo)
squeeze them tittays
till she makes that sound

magumbos, gazangas
and dirty pillows
have you seen a double H cup!?
how does she fill those!?

Big and round
with perfect nipples
slap it from underneath
love the way it jiggles

In... Double...
You... Are...
How far can I go
before i've gone too far

In... Double...
You... Are...
How far can I go
before i've gone too far

[nickmitch]

Yes, yes. We're all familiar with your epic threesome.

[BlackNMild2k1]

you are?

I don't remember ever talking about them on here. atleast not publicly.


But really, I'm just filling Sixth Angels request for some rap songs about tittays.

[zachs1997]

( . )( . ) BOOBIES

[nickmitch]

you are?

I don't remember ever talking about them on here. atleast not publicly.


But really, I'm just filling Sixth Angels request for some rap songs about tittays.

Still waiting on the mixtape to drop. The funhouse needs that ****.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Still waiting on Stogi to drop some beats so we can get rich with quick radio hits.

[Halbred]

HOW HAVE I BEEN MISSING THIS?!?

I'm kind of a breast snob. I feel like women with anything lower than a C-cup are wasting money on bras. Gravity isn't going to affect them, push-up bras are false advertising, and bras DO cost money.

Also, Sofia Vergara. Goddamn. Internet points to the first person who can find and post that GIF of her on Modern Family making chocolate milk.