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« Reply #2000 on: August 04, 2009, 05:37:59 PM »
Yes! The guys have to deal with 3 of us now!

There are more than three active women here, GP. Jay-Z and Chessa are women too.

Nice to see the numbers increasing, though.

Wait, Pap and Smash have the same GF? Or was that just worded a little funny?

So you mention the 360, PS3 and the DS, but you did not mention the Wii. Do you not own one? I think you mentioned Wii in a different thread though.

Me and S_B share a Wii. When we moved in together we gave the superfluous Wii to my parents. When Animal Crossing came out I played it religiously, but after a while I got all Animal Crossing'd out. I'd go back and play but the thought of going back to the town now after so much neglect is depressing beyond words.

We'll just have a yard-work party. I'm sure several of us would be more than willing to come and help collect fruit and pick weeds and plant/water flowers. Maxi, Mop it up and I had a system sort-of going where we went to each others towns and picked each others fruit. We tried to do it with GP but she refused the money so I made a money tree out of her earnings on accident...oops. Maxi has a gold watering can to save any dead flowers, I'll bring some flower seeds and we can fix the place up. Mop it up will beg you to let her chop your trees down with her shinny new silver axe :)

It's funner to do that stuff in a group anyways.
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« Reply #2001 on: August 04, 2009, 06:30:38 PM »
I will politely decline for now, as life is going to be way too busy these next few months, but if I change my mind I will gladly take you up on your most generous offer. :D
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« Reply #2002 on: August 04, 2009, 06:42:21 PM »
I will politely decline for now, as life is going to be way too busy these next few months, but if I change my mind I will gladly take you up on your most generous offer. :D

Sad now the trio is a duo still. :(

Considering S_B doesn't post much anymore, I think Athena needs a forum boyfriend. Unfortunately Stratos is taken along with Easycure, Stogi, Perm so who shall it be?
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« Reply #2003 on: August 04, 2009, 08:58:38 PM »
I will politely decline for now, as life is going to be way too busy these next few months, but if I change my mind I will gladly take you up on your most generous offer. :D

Sad now the trio is a duo still. :(

Considering S_B doesn't post much anymore, I think Athena needs a forum boyfriend. Unfortunately Stratos is taken along with Easycure, Stogi, Perm so who shall it be?

Hmm good question. *Looks over to Athena for an answer*
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« Reply #2004 on: August 04, 2009, 10:18:10 PM »
What is this "forum boyfriend" thing? I mean, besides the obvious. Is this a NWR custom?
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« Reply #2005 on: August 04, 2009, 10:51:38 PM »
What is this "forum boyfriend" thing? I mean, besides the obvious. Is this a NWR custom?

It started in the funhouse... kinda

But the joke has sorta been lost in that thread since the poll kept getting edited down till there was really only 1 choice left.
I'm sure GP only brings it up because you can't be SB's GF since Smash Bros. already has Pap64*.... The Original Forum Bromance

*(it might be the other way around, but this is neither the time nor the place to discuss the details of that relationship)

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« Reply #2006 on: August 04, 2009, 11:01:17 PM »
What is this "forum boyfriend" thing? I mean, besides the obvious. Is this a NWR custom?

It started in the funhouse... kinda

But the joke has sorta been lost in that thread since the poll kept getting edited down till there was really only 1 choice left.
I'm sure GP only brings it up because you can't be SB's GF since Smash Bros. already has Pap64*.... The Original Forum Bromance

*(it might be the other way around, but this is neither the time nor the place to discuss the details of that relationship)

It's okay, I genuinely understand that, actually.
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« Reply #2007 on: August 04, 2009, 11:05:35 PM »
Golden Phoenix just posted a topic in the funhouse on this very matter.Who is going to be Athena's Forum boyfriend?
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« Reply #2008 on: August 04, 2009, 11:20:26 PM »
Golden Phoenix just posted a topic in the funhouse on this very matter.Who is going to be Athena's Forum boyfriend?

You look like you really want the job, so.... you have my full support maxi.

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« Reply #2009 on: August 05, 2009, 12:04:00 AM »
Considering S_B doesn't post much anymore, I think Athena needs a forum boyfriend. Unfortunately Stratos is taken along with Easycure, Stogi, Perm so who shall it be?

Wait, how can there be four taken forum members when there aren't even four girls on this forum?
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« Reply #2010 on: August 05, 2009, 12:07:47 AM »
The four known forum connections
from newest to oldest.

Stratos & Mop_it_up
Easycure & Stogi
Perm & Shat girl
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« Reply #2011 on: August 05, 2009, 12:08:53 AM »
What is this "forum boyfriend" thing? I mean, besides the obvious. Is this a NWR custom?

It started in the funhouse... kinda

But the joke has sorta been lost in that thread since the poll kept getting edited down till there was really only 1 choice left.
I'm sure GP only brings it up because you can't be SB's GF since Smash Bros. already has Pap64*.... The Original Forum Bromance

*(it might be the other way around, but this is neither the time nor the place to discuss the details of that relationship)

Sorry, my bromance with S_B died years ago. I woke up one day and realized I had standards (and considering I am still posting here and became a staff member of this site they are still being questioned).
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« Reply #2012 on: August 05, 2009, 12:10:16 AM »
Considering S_B doesn't post much anymore, I think Athena needs a forum boyfriend. Unfortunately Stratos is taken along with Easycure, Stogi, Perm so who shall it be?

Wait, how can there be four taken forum members when there aren't even four girls on this forum?
I think she means that EasyCure,Stogi,Perm and Stratos has a real life GF.

I know there is more then 4 girls on the forum. GP,Mop_it_up,Athena,Chessa,Jay-z.
Granted two of those are staff but they are forum members.
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« Reply #2013 on: August 05, 2009, 05:11:31 AM »
I don't have a real life gf... :'(

I fear the gal I'm currently interested in just placed me in the Friend-Zone. But who knows. I may find out more later this week or next.
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« Reply #2014 on: August 05, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »
So to sorta re-rail this topic (does that make me a party pooper?), may I ask you, AA, what brings you to the forums?

Are you really just a very bored, possibly depressed S_B, with a dupe account in order to have some fun on the boards?
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« Reply #2015 on: August 05, 2009, 11:37:56 AM »
I just needed a new forum. I haven't been on one for a while, and S_B was always on this one, so...

And I am not S_B! Can't you tell there's a whole other level of class and distinction emanating from my posts?

Seriously, though, I can't really think of anything to rove it to you but I give you my word that I'm not. Hope that's enough.

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« Reply #2016 on: August 05, 2009, 02:23:28 PM »
I can confirm that Athena is NOT S_B.

I met her in real life in the summer of 2007 and witnessed her relationship with S_B. We saw a lot of MST3K movies during that time, she's a great Athena user in the King of Fighter games, participated with us during a podcast we used to do and I even helped her move into a new apartment (in which during the process I broke a picture of the construction of the Eiffel Tower).
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« Reply #2017 on: August 05, 2009, 02:39:18 PM »
I broke a picture of the construction of the Eiffel Tower).

You shouldn't have said anything, I had forgetten all about that  >:(
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« Reply #2018 on: August 05, 2009, 02:59:37 PM »
Hate to interrupt the "Is Atena a real person?" talk, but I've been told that my existence shan't be acknowledged until I introduce myself here.

So, er, howdy y'all!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

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« Reply #2019 on: August 05, 2009, 03:00:40 PM »
Hiya, Nemo! ;)

Hey, we should add Nemo to the list of eligible bachelors for Athena!
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« Reply #2020 on: August 05, 2009, 03:07:40 PM »
Welcome Noname/Nemo.

Aww, I'm not the "cool new person" anymore.
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« Reply #2021 on: August 05, 2009, 03:10:24 PM »
Welcome Noname/Nemo.

Aww, I'm not the "cool new person" anymore.

I may be newer, but I assure you that you retain the title.  ;)

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« Reply #2022 on: August 05, 2009, 03:12:42 PM »
Welcome Noname/Nemo.

Aww, I'm not the "cool new person" anymore.

But you still have the advantage because you are a confirmed girl so people will flock to you unquestioningly. It's just like when a new cute girl is hired at work and all of the guys become very unproductive because they just want to talk and flirt with her.

Course...maybe I'm the same way because I've recently become smitten with a co-worker and yesterday was the first day in a while I haven't worked with her and I forgot how much I rocked at my job until yesterday.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #2023 on: August 05, 2009, 03:37:24 PM »
Uh oh...love affairs at work are never a good idea, despite what you've seen in ads.
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« Reply #2024 on: August 05, 2009, 04:20:41 PM »
Uh oh...love affairs at work are never a good idea, despite what you've seen in ads.

Its worked out fine for me, but the work environment might have had something to do with it.