Topic: Mafia XXXIX Star Wars Mafia: REBEL ALLIANCE – DAY 1

[decoyman]

"Are you trying to get us killed, Luke?" Han Solo asked, feet propped up on the dash of the Millenium Falcon. "This plan of yours, it's..." he trailed off.

"Look," Luke said, exasperated, "we've got to destroy the Death Star. Unfortunately, since all our X-Wings are out of commission for oil changes (who schedules these things anyways?), we've got to find another way. Infiltrating the Death Star and doing it from the inside is the only way!"

"The boy's right," chimed in Obi-Wan.

"And even though I'm not even remotely attracted to him, because that could possibly, though I don't know for sure yet, be incestuous, I trust Luke!" Princess Leia said, pouting and crossing her arms. "Shut up, Han!"

"Fine, FINE. But if we get turned into ethereal blue holograms over this, well... don't say I didn't warn ya."

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With that, the REBEL ALLIANCE somehow obtained stormtrooper uniforms and infiltrated the Death Star! But... who are they?

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Just wanted to let everyone know, townies will need to vote at least once every three days. Otherwise, you're out of the game! I'll make note of who's in danger of being killed due to inactivity at the beginning of each day so you know for sure.

While I'm at it, be sure to check out the updated Rules/Roles thread here.

Day One begins NOW!

[that Baby guy]

Just make this the day's thread :/  I'll see if I can't get Megabyte to help you out.

Edit:  And Megabyte saves the day, once more!

[decoyman]

Thanks Megabyte (and UncleBob for the interim help)!

Wanted to get everything up tonight for our overseas players... Finally done, phew! See you guys tomorrow! And as always, ask if there are questions.

[that Baby guy]

un-vote whomever is playing as Han Solo

The man took my ship!

Edit:  Great, no one is.  Way to alter the deal, guys.

Oh, here's a guy that's a traitor if I've ever seen one:  vote Darth Pale

[stevey]

vote Khush

[that Baby guy]

Aww, I thought we moved past that.

[UncleBob]

un-vote whomever is playing as Han Solo

The man took my ship!

Edit:  Great, no one is.  Way to alter the deal, guys.

Oh, here's a guy that's a traitor if I've ever seen one:  vote Darth Pale

Wait, wouldn't Darth players be the townies this time?

He's trying to kill townies!

[that Baby guy]

I bet against a Wookie on a game of holo-chess.  What was I thinking?!  Anyways, deal is to kill Darth Pale.

[Pale]

Didn't I vow to vote for stevey whenever he does this vendetta stuff some time ago?

Vote Stevey

I'm a plain jane townie again

[vudu]

HEY EVERYONE

It looks like decoyman made the mistake of sending out detailed PMs to the townies.  LETS FORM A TOWNIE ALLIANCE TO CRUSH THE REBEL SCUM!

Can I get all the townies to forward me the PM they received from decoyman?  If Grand Moff Tarkin and Darth Vader want to contact me, too, that would be rad.

edit:  OH HAY I FORGOT TO MENTION, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT SEND THIS PM TO ANYONE OTHER THAN ME.  IT SEEMS ALL STORMTROOPERS RECEIVED THE SAME MESSAGE SO IF YOU LET ANYONE WHO'S NOT A TOWNIE KNOW WHAT IT CONTAINS THE REBELS CAN WALK RIGHT INTO OUR TOWNIE ALLIANCE AND RUIN EVERYTHING.

[decoyman]

NUH-UH, vudu, you tricky character you.

Just so you know, all non-townie members have been sent the message.

And I'm gonna put an honor rule moratorium on screenshots too. Playing the game like that takes the fun out of deducing who's who based on logic.

[vudu]

::SHAKES FIST::

[decoyman]

Congrats, you're a stormtrooper (townie)! Basically, you're a townie trying to root out that Rebel Scum, the mafia. Be dilligent, observant, and savvy with your vote, and you could come away with a win. Just get rid of the four mafia members and the Killer, Boba Fett, and the Death Star will be safe and secure once again to blow up planets and wreak havoc with the galaxy in general.

Two pertinent things: FIRST, I'm setting a voting requirement of at least once every three days. If you don't meet that criteria, you're out of the game. SECOND, don't be afraid to play bold/aggressively: I'm offering one townie the ability to be counted among the winners even if they're dead this time. This will be decided (if the townies win) by a vote for any dead townie or pro-townie role (so, darth or tarkin too) by the living players. Hopefully that'll make this game a little more fun for the townies.

With that, ask away if you have any questions... and good luck!

[vudu]

And I'm gonna put an honor rule moratorium on screenshots too. Playing the game like that takes the fun out of deducing who's who based on logic.

You don't even need to both with that.  Those things are easy to fake.  See?  You sent me my role PM back in January 2006.



Now that the cat's out of the bag there's no point anymore.

[that Baby guy]

Looks like Vudu's a mafia member on this one.  He was sent the fake message, and was looking to learn who was a roled townie by playing it up like he was one, too.

The proof is in his incorrect picture: He forgot to edit the date of an old PM.

I've been in negotiations with the Emperor to try to convince him to upload a newer version of photoshop on his TIE Fighters, but it looks like we scouted out a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor thanks to Palpatine's negligence.

I can only pray that due to my lack of faith, he is not disturbed and alters any deals I've taken part in further.

[vudu]

Wait, what?  You're in idiot.

[that Baby guy]

Or I'm just not showing my cards this early in the game, and felt like making a joke with an old buddy!

[vudu]

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN DROIDS I'M LOOKING FOR

[Khushrenada]

Didn't I vow to vote for stevey whenever he does this vendetta stuff some time ago?

Vote Stevey

I'm a plain jane townie again

Since I like Pale and am also tired of Stevey's vedetta. While it is true that Stevey did get 1 out of his 4 guesses right last game, you'll notice that the one person he was right about was the last person he tried to vote out. He's more harmful to the townies with his style of play.

Vote Stevey

[that Baby guy]

Admiral Thrawn, have you been speaking to any Jedi lately?

"You like Pale very much."
-"I like Pale."

"You are tired of stevey's vendetta."
-"I am tired of stevey's vendetta."

"You will go home and rethink of a strategy to ruin the Empire's over-space contingency operations."
"I will go home and rethink of a strategy to ruin the Empire's over-space contingency operations, then write a ten-page post about it."

Have they really gotten to you, my friend?

[Khushrenada]

I've done away with Khushrenada. Admiral Thrawn reporting for duty.

[BeautifulShy]

I'm going to think about my vote for a bit.

[vudu]

Thank you for informing us on your current status.

I'm going to practice my dance moves for a bit.

[Khushrenada]

StormTrooper Swing!

Boogie it man! Booooooogie it!

[Plugabugz]

Note to self: Day ends at 3pm.

CONVENIENT TIMES.