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Let's have a round of applause for Khushrenada, the mafia killer. Yes, it means I'm always killed by day 3 at the latest but I still get my licks in. After the poor showing last game, I came back with a vengence. Taking down a mafia member on Day 1 with my first vote. Yahooooooooooo! I am the man! Boo yah.
And you know what the best part of it is. Thanks to getting killed early by mafia's all the time, I've come to expect an early death. So, to make sure my knowledge and suspicions don't go to waste, I gave a whole dossier or portfolio if you will on a bunch of players to a certain person I know is a townie beyond a doubt. I even let this person know the names of a few others I was convinced were townies also. Hopefully this person will take that information more seriously now and start a townie alliance.
You lose, mafia! I already got the townie alliance going. We can know start continueing more and picking off the people who aren't part of that alliance.
Oh sure, the mafia says. You just got lucky. Please. I have many tricks to figure out your identities. Not to mention, I let my special townie friend know the 6 others I believe to be mafia. Now obviously, a couple of those guesses are wrong but I am sure two if not three of them are spot on.
So, here's to you townies. A gift from your favorite player, the master of mafia. I did the damage I could in the short time I was given. It's funny actually. Since I know I'll be dead soon, I always make sure I act as fast as I can to do what I can in the game. It also occurs to me that my townie friend might actually know the identity of another townie. I just realized I gave him some evidence that, if thought about logically, should reveal that person to be a townie also. Hmm. This is going to be interesting. I can't wait to see how this unfolds.
So yes. As I was saying, I have done my part. Now it is up to my friendly townies to take all the wonderful gifts of knowledge left behind and bring home Khushrenada the win he started for you. Don't fail me. I'll be watching.
P.S. I thought I'd try and roleplay this game. It's a first for me. I hoped that if I kept it entertaining enough that maybe the mafia would delay in hitting me. It failed but I'm not surprised. Hopefully, it will give the townies more incentives to crush the mafia for killing Mr. Muffins, Ian Sane's cat.