Topic: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now

[BlackNMild2k1]

If I wasn't telling the truth, then you would have just pw3d me again, BNM.

It's cool, all in good fun.
But you really should wait for the Back To School Sales to pick up your Magnums

[Stogi]

Meh...magnum's are overrated.

Durex's XXL work just fine and are half the price.

[BranDonk Kong]

No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

[EasyCure]

No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

That's the part i'm interested in. Why was it ruined before the condoms?

[Stogi]

lol

[BlackNMild2k1]

No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

That's the part i'm interested in. Why was it ruined before the condoms?

A) Rough sex with the wife leading to breaking the only bone in his body that's not actually a bone.

B) Horrible teething accident while he was sleeping in the nude.

C) Found out why you don't cook bacon in the nude, and always in a apron if you do.

D) This one time he was looking for lube and in his haste grabbed the icy hot instead.

You can only choose 2.

[Stogi]

He's obviously talking about how condoms ruin sex, but those prolonged pleasure condoms are even worse.

Condoms are a necessity though. I had some freak over on wednesday that I pulled outside my favorite bar. She was jumping on my **** like a pogo stick. Two days later and I'm still sore. The condom didn't "ruin" my experience; there wouldn't have been an experience otherwise.

Ever since I thought I contracted AIDS from two African chicks in South Africa, I've been playing it safe. The period where I didn't know if I had AIDS or not, just waiting for the doctor to call back...it was hell. Never again.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Lesson learned: Never sleep with African Chicks.... especially from S. Africa.

I'm taking notes.

[Stogi]

Wrong lesson. S. African chicks are incredibly beautiful. You'd be doing yourself a disservice to avoid them. Just play it safe.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Doesn't get any safer than to just not do it.
Thanks for the lesson in African Abstinence

[BranDonk Kong]

South Africa is basically the Nazi-era Germany of the southern hemisphere (don't read into that too much). Charlize Theron is from South Africa, and she's pretty hot, though. BTW,  was referring to how the extended pleasure type are worse than regular condoms.

[Stogi]

As hot as she is, she doesn't represent S. Africa well.

[EasyCure]

South Africa is basically the Nazi-era Germany of the southern hemisphere (don't read into that too much). Charlize Theron is from South Africa, and she's pretty hot, though. BTW,  was referring to how the extended pleasure type are worse than regular condoms.

Makes much more sense now. I was reading you post ni a hurry since work is crazy busy.