Topic: BREAKING NEWS!

[TrueNerd]

THIS JUST IN: XBOX360 CORE PACK OFFICIALLY GREATEST BARGAIN EVER!

Tard Pack. Gimped. Xbox Three-Sh*tty. These and other derogatory terms have been widely used to describe the hard drive-less Xbox 360 core pack, until a few days ago when Nintendo announced it's upcoming system, Wii, would only be $50 less then the core pack. All of a sudden, people everywhere conveniently forgot what important features the core pack lacked, such as downloadable content, XBLA, patches for broken games, backwards compatability, etc., all in the name of claiming Nintendo was teh doomed.

"Who wouldn't pay another fifty bucks for insanely better graphics?" read one response, the author apparently having a lapse in memory that a $40 memory card was needed if one bought the core pack.

This nonsensical reasoning has reached epidemic proportions and one must wonder, when will Our Savior return to this earth and wipe out these two-faced masses in a righteous rage.

More as it develops.