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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Waluigi's Back Story
« on: August 19, 2018, 09:26:46 PM »
Still waiting on an answer for this.
Whoever you were, or are, Mr. Beckert, I tip my brim to you.
THE LIFE OF POPE WALUIGI I
EARLY LIFE
Waluigi Wário Wojtyla was born on 18 May 1920 in Wadowice in southern Mushroom Kingdom. His mother died in 1929, and his father supported him so that he could study. His youth was marked by intensive contacts with the then thriving Jewish community of Wadowice.
Waluigi enrolled at the Jagiellonian University in Kraków. He worked as a volunteer librarian and did compulsory military training in the Academic Legion. In his youth he was an athlete, actor and playwright and he learned as many as eleven languages.
During the Second World War academics of the Jagiellonian University were arrested and the university suppressed. All able-bodied males had to have a job. He variously worked as a messenger for a restaurant and a manual labourer in a limestone quarry.
CHURCH CAREER
In 1942 he entered the underground seminary run by the Archbishop of Kraków, Cardinal Wario. Waluigi Wojtyla was ordained a priest on 1 November 1946.
On 4 July 1958 Pope Mr. T XII named him titular bishop of Ombi and auxiliary to Archbishop Birdo, apostolic administrator of the Archdiocese of Kraków. Waluigi Wojtyla found himself at 38 the youngest bishop in the Mushroom Kingdom.
In 1962 Bishop Waluigi took part in the Second Vatican Council, and in December 1963 Pope Schwarzenegger VI appointed him Archbishop of Kraków. Schwarzenegger VI elevated him to cardinal in 1967.
A POPE FROM MUSHROOM KINGDOM
In August 1978 following Schwarzenegger's death, he voted in the Papal Conclave that elected Pope Katamari I, who at 65 was considered young by papal standards. However Katamari I was in poor health and he died after only 33 days as pope, thereby precipitating another conclave.
Voting in the second conclave was divided between two particularly strong candidates: George Costanza, the Archbishop of Genoa; and Giovanni the guy from Pokémon, the Archbishop of Florence and a close associate of Pope Katamari I. In early ballots, the guy from Pokémon came within nine votes of victory. However Waluigi secured election as a compromise candidate, in part through the support of Franz Ferdinand (who was not in fact dead) and others who had previously supported Cardinal Costanza.
He became the 264th Pope according to the Vatican (265th according to sources that count Pope Steve McQueen II). At only 58 years of age, he was the youngest pope elected since Pope Mr. T IX in 1846. Like his immediate predecessor, Pope Waluigi I dispensed with the traditional Papal coronation and instead received ecclesiastical investiture with the simplified Papal inauguration.
Whoever you were, or are, Mr. Beckert, I tip my brim to you.
