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Mafia 17 Day 1
« on: July 09, 2007, 12:46:02 AM »
Okay Guys i am not writing a story for my first one i host. But maybe later.

There are 4 Mafia Members and 8 Townspeople members.

Day 1 ends at 9:00 PM eastern Time.

Good luck to everyone and once again here is a player list.  

List Of Players

- TVman
- ShyGuy
- Spak-Spang
- Stevey
- Sir_Stabbalot
- Vudu
- Wandering
- Khushrenada
- Dasmos
-18 Days
- S-U-P-E-R
- Thatguy  

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 01:01:00 AM »
Vote Patchkid15

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 01:11:50 AM »
lol

Got a real vote?

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 03:16:10 AM »
I didn't think I was playing this time, but I guess I was wrong.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 07:27:03 AM »
I signed you up.  
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 09:01:07 AM »
So there are three regular townies this time...

Sounds like if everyone communicates well, it will be easy to determine the good roles, so we can eliminate the brains.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 09:19:00 AM »
u guys know the game ends in like 5 hours and theres only 1 real vote.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 09:22:39 AM »
UnVote Khush

Khush is never this quiet on day 1....  
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 09:32:54 AM »
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I signed you up.  

Well, I'm glad you did. I was sad when I saw another mafia game had started without me.
“...there are those who would...say, '...If I could just not have to work everyday...that would be the most wonderful life in the world.' They don't know life. Because what makes life mean something is purpose.  The battle. The struggle.  Even if you don't win it.” - Richard M. Nixon

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 09:35:10 AM »
Stevey:  You may be on to something.  Every Mafia I have played Khush has contacted me and talked to me.  Every MAFIA.  

Perhaps something is going on.

Change vote.

Sorry for the edit, but I was suspicious, but now I apologize.



 

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 09:53:26 AM »
You know, I disagree somewhat.  If he's always contacted everyone on day one, he would definitely not try to throw off that bit, because he knows that makes him suspicious.  I just think he hasn't logged on yet.

un-Vote Stevey for starting this bit.  It always seems like mafia wants Khush to go right away, and after the last game, I think that he's one they'd want gone quickly.

Edit:  Black Winds, howling, etc.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 10:10:43 AM »
I'll UN-VOTE KHUSH!  
TVman is dead. I killed him and took his posts.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 10:34:56 AM »
tally
Khush- 3
Stevey- 1
S-U-P-E-R- 1

I have also extended the time to whenever I take it off. Sometime past 9:00PM eastern time

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 11:34:30 AM »
My fellow townsmen: It has come to my realization that we have been deceived!  There are criminals and unbelievers in our midst, and these impostors must be stopped!  Through divine right, I have been shown the truth!  Within 8 days, we shall experience the end of the world.  However, we will not be able to move on to a higher plane of living unless we cast out those who are criminals from our ranks.  We must search them out, and destroy them before they prevent them from eternal bliss and lead us to our doom.  My holy wisdom has illuminated that four of those among us are villains, so we have work to do!  Go out my brothers, and root out the evil.  Send your prayers (PMs) to me, and together, we shall overcome this adversity!  Also, our church needs a name!  The divine did not lead me to such a thing, so for unification purposes, I am open to all my friend's suggestions!  I wish you all a blessed manhunt and a wonderful last few days on Earth.

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 11:39:57 AM »
THATGUY, FOR PRESIDENT 2008 (or in 8 Days) whichever comes first.


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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2007, 11:45:32 AM »
On a side note, my avatar is of a man who is second-in-command of a cult I know of.  Can anyone tell me the cult or man I have pictured?

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2007, 11:56:02 AM »
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HEREZ??????

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »
Well, the day is almost over, as far as we know, things will be done as soon as Patchkid decides, sometime after 9:00 PM.

I think that means most of our Aussie players will miss the first day, unfortunately.  I also think we're going to end up killing a townie roll if Kushrenada dies today.  I urge you to change your vote to someone else while you still can, even me, if you so choose.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2007, 01:59:38 PM »
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada in the sign up thread
More mafia. I froth for more mafia.


not until Khush give a good reason for not playing...  
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2007, 02:01:25 PM »
He's at work, obviously.  Last time, except for on the weekend, he wouldn't show up until now or later.  Seriously.  You all vote Khush too easily.  It makes it any easy way for Mafia members to hide in a vote...

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2007, 02:03:03 PM »
Le sigh.

Here's something to think about. As posted in the prediction thread:

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Originally posted by: stevey
lol. Why are you trying so hard to save Khush and kill me? My predictions are that Khush must be the Mafia Investigator. Thatguy - Godfather


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Originally posted by: stevey
Vote Khush


So, you think I'm the investigator yet rather than try to keep such a good townie role around, you decide to vote for me on the first day. You also think thatguy is mafia but you decide not to vote for him. Cuckoo. Frankly, I say anyone that tries to vote for me on the first day is a very good mafia candidate. Mafia's don't want to take the chance that the doctor will protect me now and thwart your hit. Mafia members also don't want to see me last that long because of the threat I pose to any mafia.


For the record, I am a townie. I know. That sounds weak but that is the role I was given. If I need to die to prove that, that's fine. Eliminiting townies is better than townies with roles as proven by the last game. It also allows the investigator a better chance to find the godfather. Still, I will try to save myself and will vote for someone soon.
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2007, 02:05:20 PM »
Oh, I see there was a discussion while I was typing.

To answer the question, I was working. I work full-time and got home just a short while ago. Perhaps you may have noticed that I haven't logged in for awhile. That might be a clue as to why I've been so quite. Also, last mafia game was an exception. I had that monday off and could devote a lot of time to the game.
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2007, 02:07:56 PM »
Ya, MAFIA Investigator. Try reading my post

And the real reason I voted for you is pay back for the last game day 1....
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2007, 02:08:14 PM »
Now, Stevey if you want to get out of this Stevey vs Khushrenada day one standoff again, I suggest you change your vote to TVMan. I'm leary of Spak because of his vote but I can see where he's coming from. However, TVman could be a mafia member trying to make the Khushrenada bandwagon a runaway.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2007, 02:08:30 PM »
Where Khush and I saved you from being voted off.  Yep, nice payback...

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2007, 02:13:37 PM »
Fine I'll save you. Vote 18 days (when you change your vote)  
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 02:26:29 PM »
Nice, vote for a defenseless Aussie.  Great.  Let's all pinpoint players who haven't gotten a chance to defend themselves.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 02:29:04 PM »
I am goign to make the mafia day 1 end in the morning

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2007, 02:30:04 PM »
Alright, do you want players to send you night actions early, so you can announce Day 2 in the morning, too?

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2007, 02:35:18 PM »
So you DO have a role O_o
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2007, 02:37:58 PM »
What to do... Khush would be too dangerous to let live if he's mafia, but chances are he's on our side. I don't think we should kill him off, but there's already a bandwagon against him. Of course, the arguments against him are weak. I don't know, I'm just glad I'm not getting killed today for being such a sneaky jerk in the last mafia.
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2007, 02:44:12 PM »
i need them to send them to me whenever, before tomorrow morning
I would say i need them before 6:00AM eastern Time. Try to get them to me.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2007, 02:45:00 PM »
and stevey are you voting for 18 days now

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2007, 02:48:06 PM »
no not yet....
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2007, 02:50:13 PM »
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You all vote Khush too easily.  It makes it any easy way for Mafia members to hide in a vote...
I just want to point out that there's no reason for a mafia member to vote on the first day unless one of his own is targeted.  Someone's obviously going to die.  As long as it's not a fellow henchman, there's no reason to vote and risk drawing attention to one's self.  Don't necessarily trust someone just because they didn't vote on day one.

And this is the point where I must remind everyone that I abstain from voting on the first day because it's stupid.  So don't take my lack of voting as a sign of my allegiance.
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2007, 02:57:08 PM »
Oh Noes!  Vudu has pledged his allegiance to the ideals of Nihilism!  As a response, my church will announce it's full name on this spot!

The church will forevermore be known as The Church of the Apocalyptic Design. Join me in the quest to heavenly bliss.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2007, 03:02:23 PM »
Vote TVman
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2007, 03:07:15 PM »
Khush sorry for my vote.  I guess I just got used to you actually contacting me early on.  I miss your love.  ha.

UNVOTE KHUSH
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2007, 03:07:48 PM »
Thanks stevey. You'll have to get rid of your first vote for me however. My vote has been removed and I am now casting a Vote TVMan ballot.
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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2007, 03:10:23 PM »
Vote TVMan

I'll follow Khush.
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2007, 03:11:49 PM »
Well then, what's our tally now?  I can't keep count!

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2007, 03:24:30 PM »
TVman 3
Stevey 2
KHUSH 1
SUPER  1
Patchkid15 0.5  
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 03:29:20 PM »
So it's a close match for today!  Anyone caught up in the heat of the voting care to move into a confessional and absolve your sins?  Give me a message and we shall see what happens.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2007, 04:01:31 PM »
Wait, why the hell is everyone voting for me?
I'm gonna VOTE STEVEY to protect myself.
TVman is dead. I killed him and took his posts.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2007, 04:09:07 PM »
Umm, I think we need to ask Patchkid what happens on a tie.  We can't afford to potentially lose two townies.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2007, 04:37:55 PM »
First day.

I AIN"T VOTIN'!

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2007, 05:26:36 PM »
My children, do not turn your eyes to nothing.  Do not be part of this Nihilistic movement.  Join something that will lead to eternal fulfillment.  Join the Church of Apocalyptic Design today, and live forever in the next world!  Do not cast your votes toward nothingness.  Fight for a better tomorrow, and a life after life, out afterlife.  I promise I don't have any Kool-aid on me.  We'll all be safe.

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2007, 05:28:25 PM »
In other news, I just thought I'd make my usial plae to the doctor. If you're looking for someone to protect, I am always a good bet. However, if you would like to help the townie alliance that seems to be taking off, let me know and I'll tell you who the traitor is so that you can protect him, much like how I as the traitor needed protection to help the alliance.

Thanks and good night.  
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2007, 05:33:29 PM »
Don't talk to Khush about it.  Join the CoAD, instead, and certainly, things will be much more pleasant for you...

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RE:Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2007, 06:27:24 PM »
TVMan, if you are just checking this thread to see the latest, I ask that you check your PMs and get back to me.
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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2007, 06:56:17 PM »
The black wind howls...
Vote TVman

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TVman's chosen time has come.

Jhosen Thosen Thisen Thie
He has chosen not to join with me.

Quester Ester Eester Eey
His life shall end within this day.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2007, 10:48:10 PM »
vote stevey

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2007, 10:53:53 PM »
The day ends sometime around 6:00-9:00 AM EST, so ten minutes from my post to three hours and ten minutes from it, as best as I can tell.  Night actions are wanted to be in by about ten minutes from my post, according to PK posts earlier in this thread.

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RE: Mafia 17 Day 1
« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2007, 07:31:02 AM »
And now, for the story, since Patchkid decided to make the mafia all about my cult...

Day 1 --- Prophecy
My fellow townspeople!  I present to you a excerpt from the Book of Funhouse:

Lo!  Behold unto thee, an apple within thy reach.  Taken upon thyself, eaten, and it shall be done.  For whence, at this point, the light shall flash three times, and the series of random events will occur.  The random events are as follows:

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fig. 1
*  A)  Evil, non-denominational men will enter the town
*  B)  They will bring us booze to fight non-existent prohibition laws
*  C)  The men will be marked with a scarlet letter, "A," represent their adulterous scandal.  The letter will be forever invisible.

fig. 2
*  A) And it shall come to pass verily unto you I say, people will drop like flies when their names are uttered the most that day, preceded by the word vote.
*  B)Patchkid will begin acting like there is organized crime in response, but the leader of the NWR community will not buy it.


For after these events,  the world's end will be immediate.  Go thee out into all the players, and save them from this fate, converting them to the one true play-style.  If yon participant exists in the town, not as a non-denominational mafia member, then I say unto thee that salvation can occur.


Now, when I read this, I must say, that time is upon us.  Lightning has hit the clock tower thrice this week, and there was absolutely no time traveling involved for once.  Therefore, we must be at the end of the world.  Believe!  Believe!  Join the Church of Apocalyptic Design's sanctuary, and convert all nonbelievers before we all die!