That map makes me mad because any time I tell someone from NY that's never been here, they just assume I'm from NYC and think I live in the Empire State building or something. I'm close but not that close. I have an internet friend I've known for yeeears, and she swears she'll never come to NY because she'll just get robbed/raped. I keep telling her I would never rob her!
On the contrary I constantly make fun of her from being from TX because she is in fact Mexican, so I throw all the normal stereotypes her way to piss her off. Usually she'll end up reminding me she was born in Cali and raised there originally before moving to TX. At this point I'll just remind her most of the Mexican jokes stay the same, I just can't touch the cowboy material and she gets pissy.