I'm not technically inclined enough to actually walk anyone through how to do this (nor do I have the patience, due to the vast array of programs and hardware configs that could make this), but...
Change your WiFi router's SSID to 'noasp01'
Spoof your router's MAC address to 00:26:37:BD:39:42
Put your 3DS in sleep mode and soon, you'll get a hit, either from me or from whomever just did it before you.