Topic: Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis Ships

[LassePalle]

Also, the European launch is just around the corner.
 http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=14622

 Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis for the WiiTM Now Available at North American Retailers    

New York, NY - October 16, 2007 - Rockstar Games, a publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO), is pleased to announce that Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis for the Wii™ home video game system from Nintendo is now available at North American retail stores for the suggested retail price of $39.99.    

Developed by Rockstar Leeds in collaboration with Rockstar San Diego, Table Tennis utilizes the Wii's motion-sensitive Wii Remote™ to offer a frenetic and intense experience. GamePro Magazine said, "There is so much depth and skill involved in Table Tennis on the Wii that this version stands up to any tennis game out on any system, period."    

Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis for the Wii is rated "E" for Everyone. The title will reach European retail shelves on October 19th, 2007.

[Infernal Monkey]

Rockstar presents a lazy effort for Wii, now avaliable before the Christmas rush.
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Basement, 2007 - Rockstar Games, a publishing lavel of GLOBAL STAR SOFTWARE, Ink (purple), is pleased to announce that Rockstar Games presents a Hideo Kojima production for the Wii home video game system from Nintendo is a risky system to make games for as it is very popular. Rockstar would like $39.95 for this trash, the same amount they charged for the 360 version when it launched last year.

Developed by clowns in collaboration with garbage bin lids, Table Tennis utilizes the Wii's acceptance of overpriced ports by companies with no imagination to offer something you can find done better on Wii Play. GamePro Magazine said, "There is so much depth and skill involved in taking out features such as online gameplay and focusing on getting the on-screen characters to match their hilariously goofy looking facial expressions found in the mature extreme Xbox™ 360 version. Table Tennis on the Wii stands up to any other tennis game on the system, but gets kicked in the sack, period."

Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis a pathetic title for a video game, and is rated "E" for Eugh. The title will reach European bargain bins on October 19th, 2009.  

[Crimm]

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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
Developed by clowns in collaboration with garbage bin lids, Table Tennis utilizes the Wii's acceptance of overpriced ports by companies with no imagination to offer something you can find done better on Wii Play.

I'd buy it.

[Infernal Monkey]

If you bought a clown MADE of garbage bin lids you could have a good time! =)

[Kairon]

I'll buy Bully!

[vudu]

I'm convinced that Infernal is the most schizophrenic poster on the Internet and I thank god for him every day.

[Ceric]

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Originally posted by: vudu
I'm convinced that Infernal is the most schizophrenic poster on the Internet and I thank god for him every day.

...and heres some candy from my pants.

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: Ceric

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Originally posted by: vudu
I'm convinced that Infernal is the most schizophrenic poster on the Internet and I thank god for him every day.

...and heres some candy from my pants.

Oh god. Pants candy is the worst kind.