1. What is about NWR that you like? Why are you here?
It's the one place where I seem to get some respect. Oh, is it quite a feeling! I tell you, it's not easy bein' me. Even when I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up! No respect at all....
2. If you could change one thing about your past what would it be?
When I was a kid, I was poor too. My family was very poor. I finally complained to my old man about it. I told him I don't even have a ball to bounce around. Next thing I knew, I woke up. I had one testicle!
3. What is one thing you really want in life?
It would have to be respect. Oh, it's the story of my life, I tell ya, I get no respect. I get no respect from anyone. Last week, my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, "Be quiet. You'll wake up daddy!" Rgggghhhh, no respect.
4. If you could be anyone else in life, who do you wish you could be?
I'd like to be handsome, ya know. I never had much luck with girls. No luck with girls. It's 'cause I'm ugly. I know that. You know how owners can resemble their pets? When my dog found out he looked like me, he killed himself! Ya know... Ooooh but I know I'm ugly. You kiddin' me? I went to see my proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth!
5. Which do you choose: A New 3D entry in the F-Zero series or a new entry in the Mother/Earthbound series?
Me? Playing videogames? Ah, forget about it. You kiddin' me? There's a lot of things going around my house. Keeps me too occupied. Lot of things. The other night, right in front of my house, I saw a guy... jogging naked. Yeah! I said to him, "How come?" He said: "'Cause you came home early." Ah, it's not easin' being me, I tell ya.