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Offline Stogi

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The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« on: October 05, 2012, 11:04:17 AM »
The Fun House Awards for Tact Tastefulness Intelligence Elegance and repeatedly bashing another member with Sarcasm



These are like the Emmy's. You provide a sample for us all to judge for any category you would like to enter (either yourself or someone else...you know which option is preferable FUNHOUSE).


Here are the categories (stolen straight from the PGC Forum User Awards with minor adjustments)

Best New Poster -
Best Poster Overall -
Worst Poster -
Funniest Poster -
Most Intellectual -
Best Moderator -
Who said that?! -

All posts can be taken out of context except for the last one. That one NEEDS context.

Have at it.

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« Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 03:41:58 PM by Stogi »
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 06:51:04 PM »
I vote for myself in all categories.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 09:03:02 PM »
Look at all the threads that I've killed, you have your worst poster.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 10:17:18 PM »
Best Moderator: Daniel Bloodworth

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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 10:18:04 PM »
Funniest Poster: Infernal Monkey

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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 10:18:38 PM »
Best Overall Poster: Bill Aurion

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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 10:19:03 PM »
Most Intellectual: TheRat

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 01:33:47 AM »
Most Intellectual: TheRat

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 01:59:32 AM »
Now, now, don't cry. Rat lives on in the hearts of all of us.

Worst Poster: who was that guy who flipped out when the Wii came out because of the hardware power? Crimson something maybe?


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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2012, 02:02:59 AM »
Worst Poster: who was that guy who flipped out when the Wii U came out because of the hardware power? CrimsonChozo something maybe?

FTFY
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2012, 02:03:31 AM »
Crimson Deathwhisper? Maybe I'm thinking of a FFXIV player character... :P:
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2012, 12:54:43 PM »
I wanna say Crimson Ghost, but that's not quite right...

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2012, 01:05:14 PM »
Crimm is Best Moderator. Worst poster is Tendoboy. I nominate myself for Best New Poster, because I'm a dick like that.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 02:59:43 PM »
It's like the Emmy's. Send in your submissions, i.e. a quote of a post or a link to that post, nominating whomever for whichever category.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2012, 03:48:59 PM »
Worst Poster:
The Avengers
 
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Seriously, that movie poster is fuckin terrible
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2012, 01:06:09 PM »
Well, this received a wonderfully low amount of participation.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2012, 05:48:50 PM »
I've learned you can never force things with the funhouse.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2012, 06:21:24 PM »
I don't care enough to remember screen names, let alone group people together into meaningless categories. I just come here for the entertainment. Unless I can interact with you on Facebook and Twitter. Then I remember your name. But I still don't group (grope?).

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2012, 07:06:01 PM »
Agreed. I still have one of the best posts from one of the worst (best) threads ever in my signature. I don't think anyone will ever top it.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2012, 10:26:16 PM »
So does the other Bronie win best new poster? I vote yes.

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2012, 11:29:04 PM »
So does the other Bronie win best new poster? I vote yes.


I vote no.


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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 11:47:09 PM »
I vote yes. Basically because he or she backs his or her opinion with solid conclusions and facts and he or she doesn't really back down from anyone. So I vote for Mr. Phishfood.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2012, 12:51:32 AM »
Elect Phishfood 2012! We need our economy working again!

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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2012, 04:10:01 PM »
Cantina Planet. I win.
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Re: The F.H.A.T.T.I.E.S
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2012, 05:17:44 PM »
Cantina Planet. I win.
This still makes me laugh controllably. So much context, so much history, so much emotion behind two little words.
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