Author Topic: OMG! Information Network (Read 16410 times)

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **on:** January 16, 2006, 03:52:39 PM »

Here's where we post startling information:

- UncleBob is not really an uncle.

- InfernalMonkey is actually a chimp, not a monkey.

- Ty forgot to add Saiyan at the end of his username.

Discuss, and also reveal more stunning false truths in the world. Here's one to chew on:

Planet GameCube is actually The Matrix. Louie isn't Keanu Reeves, though.

NotRimmer · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2006, 03:57:55 PM »

I really AM Rimmer. SSSHHHHHHHH, don't tell anyone!

UncleBob · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:03:46 PM »

But... I really am an Uncle. I've got four nieces, a nephew and various in-laws with kids (if you want to count those)...

Now, to tell the truth, I'm not a Bob!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:04:54 PM »

I really know something.

And that something is that I know nothing.

And now we have some sort of freakish paradox.

TMW · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:18:07 PM »

TMW does not stand for "The Man Whore", contrary to popular belief.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:20:12 PM »

I am both bashful and a male.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:25:18 PM »

When I had my named changed from "Bill" to "Bill Aurion," it's because I actually got married to Kratos Aurion soon after the completion of Tales of Symphonia!

Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:25:52 PM »

I actually dislike my username, but like Mario!

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2006, 10:18:22 PM »

I'm not all that young anymore.

IceCold · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2006, 10:29:12 PM »

But you are a plumber right? Good, because I need some help; I have a messy situation here..

Pryopizm · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:46:06 AM »

I actually do not have a constant, painful erection.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:27:18 AM »

I may be Black aNd Mild
but I prefer my women to be
Neither Black Nor Mild

vudu · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:33:55 AM »

Where all the white women at?

I know no voodoo.
(But I'd like to.)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:42:14 AM »

WhiteNWild?

Hey I like asian/islander, Latin/mexican and all other flavors of the rainbow too!

So help a brotha out and do a little bit of that voodoo that yudu

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:08:20 PM »

I'll admit, I was born (so far as I know) rather than created.
However, I am still hostile.

THEREFORE I AM A HOSTILE BEING BORN FROM TWO OTHER HETEROSEXUAL BEINGS.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:02:48 PM »

More OMG! Info:

- Electroplankton's first title was Erectroprankton. It was way better.

- Tickle-Me Elmo and Psycho Mantis are the same person.

- Too Human is never coming out. Ever. Neither is Starcraft: Ghost.

- There are really too many ways to make fun of the PSP's name. I can do about a dozen off the top of my head (and will, on request).

- I'm proud to play Guilty Gear but can't see the irony.

- The Xbox 360 can't satisfy its wife in bead. Neither can the PS2. DRE! DRE!

This thread carries the effect of deja vu. Do you know why?

stevey · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:47:43 PM »

I say I live in your closet but, I really live in your basement

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:53:01 PM »

...

...

O_<

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:14:59 PM »

- Planet GameCube will be renamed to Planet Sega Master System to end the worries of having to update the name every console generation.

- Bill and I had a thing going on mere days after he married Kratos (something to keep in mind, TVMan!)

- KnowsNothing has an incorrect username and uses it to lure lonely old people into his trap (MONEY TRAP)

- I joined this forum originally back in what, 2002, just to whinge about GameCube's lack of support in Australia. And I'm still going!

- FREE KEVIN is free!

nickmitch · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2006, 08:39:09 PM »

- I watch G4.

- I'm also not much of a man because men aren't cowards.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:27:17 PM »

There needs to be a new In the Yearrrr Two Thousand thread.

ThePerm · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2006, 10:59:35 PM »

i do not have, and never inted to get a perm

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2006, 12:44:38 AM »

Ending Walker Tropic was an effort to throw 3 unrelated words togethor and fill up PGCs name limit. Of couse it turns out that you can break PGC and make your username as long as you place.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2006, 11:57:40 PM »

This is my real name.
My picture looks like me.
I am 6' 6" and 135 lbs..... and eat whatever the crap I want.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2006, 12:20:49 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Bloodworth
This is my real name.
My picture looks like me.
I am 6' 6" and 135 lbs..... and eat whatever the crap I want.

Sounds more like you never eat...

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