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NWR Forums Discord / Remember when everyone threw a fit over Silicon Knights not being a 2nd party anymore?

« on: August 15, 2006, 04:31:33 PM »

Nintendo cuts SK loose!

That thread is hilarious.  I'm not going to paste any good posts because I'm lazy, but they're there!  Man, let's all thank our lucky stars that Nintendo let that joke of a studio go.  Dyack is the laughingstock of the industry these days.

Good times, though.  Good times

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NWR Forums Discord / PGC staffers aren't as cool as they used to be

« on: November 10, 2005, 02:53:12 PM »

Remember alexandhisteninchlink?  I sure do!

<alexandhisteninchlink> This place deserves to be dead.
<alexandhisteninchlink> There are two people here.
<alexandhisteninchlink> The sleeping moderators,
<alexandhisteninchlink> and those that worship them.
<alexandhisteninchlink> That is all

<alexandhisteninchlink> don't quote me again.
<alexandhisteninchlink> EVER

<alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me.
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest.
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be,
<alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know.

<alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're worth.
<alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing,
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever be worth.

<alexandhisteninchlink> What challenge are you up to?
<alexandhisteninchlink> Name it and I'll challenge it.
<alexandhisteninchlink> And I will have you removed,
<alexandhisteninchlink> whether I am an op or not..
<Vinnie> OH NOES DONT REMOVE ME
<alexandhisteninchlink> You think it's impossible,
<alexandhisteninchlink> Because you're NOT clever (hacking isn't a skill,
<alexandhisteninchlink> it's a disease)

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NWR Forums Discord / What's the consensus on penis curvature?

« on: November 10, 2005, 02:26:56 PM »

So how do girls feel about penis curvature?  Some good?  A lot good?  How about the direction?  Maybe an upwards curve is good and a downward one is bad?  I don't know!  Someone who isn't a tremendous failure with women should tell me!

I'd post a picture of my penis, but gross pictures aren't allowed.  M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER HOMOSEXUAL

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NWR Forums Discord / Does penis size matter?

« on: November 10, 2005, 02:21:24 PM »

Okay guys, seriously, does penis size matter?  I know a lot of girls say it doesn't, but we know how women are lying whores and will say anything to "spare someone's feelings," when they don't realize that lying is way worse and when I find out they lied about something because they thought I couldn't handle it, I get REALLY pissed off and then it's BONERTOWN!

Anyway, does it?  I'd post my penis size, but posting of personal information isn't allowed

[vaginas]

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General Chat / Jeff Foxworthy more like Jeff Suck

« on: June 26, 2004, 08:46:36 PM »

So here I am, sitting at home on a Saturday night wallowing in my own crapulence and participating in video game trivia. I like to leave the TV on because I enjoy the background noise it provides, and it comes with the added benefit of drowning out, albeit barely, the repetitive music coming from the living room, where Joshums is playing FFVII. I flip through the channels for a moment, looking for anything that might provide suitable viewing in between questions, and finally decide on Comedy Central. Perhaps not the best choice, but there's at least SOME level of assurance that it won't suck horribly, something I can't say for any other channel's weekend line-up. (Unless Chappelle's Show comes on, that is -- thankfully, it didn't). Jeff Foxworthy is yapping away and I'm only half-paying attention until he gets into this little spiel about women being different from men. YOU DON'T SAY! I usually enjoy these little routines comedians fall back on because, hey, being a man, I can relate somewhat to what's being said. Unfortunately, Jeff Foxworthy ruins what is quite possibly the least-easy-to-ruin fallback comedians have.

I'll give him credit for not asking if you've ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up -- that's it, that's the joke -- but he does come up with some pretty ridiculous crap. You'll have to forgive me for paraphrasing here...

Men and women can say the same thing to each other and come away with entirely different interpretations

Okay, sure, men and women think differently. That's not too bad.

Men drive like THIS, while women drive like THIS

You'll just have to imagine him making hilariously polar gestures for each sex here.

Men have names like Alex, while women have names like Sarah!

Okay, this is pretty damn lame.

Did you ever notice that, while men have penises, women have vaginas?!

GASP! This is news to me!

Please, Jeff Foxworthy, just die. You aren't funny. At all.