Whoa whoa whoa there! You young whippersanppers sure worked yerselves into a fine lather there.
Here's the tally so far (cuz pokepits ain't doin' his dang job)
BeautifulShy - 1
Nickmitch - 2 (soon to change to 1, since I will shortly be unvoting him)
Insanolord - 2
Fatty - 3
Look folks, this is gonna be a hard chat but it's time for some truth.
I'm a Townie. Have been all my life. I ain't no city mafia girl and I ain't married to the mob like in that movie. I ain't married to no one.
I'm pretty sure I know a few others who are Townies too but I ain't no snitch.
But ya gotta look at the facts, folks. Who's layin' low? Who's startin' bandwagons? Who's jumpin' on them?
Right now, the mafia is playin' us Townies like washboards and jugs. Hell, even if I do get this target off my back today, they'll probably hit me tonight in my sleep anyway. Well, I've had a good lfe, full o' tasty donuts and barking at shady lookin' folks tryin' to get past my gate. So I'm ready to sacrifice. Instead of keeping the nickmitch bandwagon up high in the hopes of increasing votes for him and saving myself, I'm unvoting nickmitch and turning my sights on some mafia-esque behaviors.
That there Khushrenada started yesterday's bandwagon against our beloved Townie Tophatant and it worked. Today he seems to be targeting Insanolord. Joke vendetta or Townie targeting? You decide. I know what I think.
Today, we got Mop It Up acting all innocent and jumpin' on today's bandwagon without any dang thought or sense. These folks, I'm pointin' my powdered-sugar-covered fingers square at 'em. They're Mafia. Probably.
Anyway, I'm pullin' this here trigger and I want my fellow Townies to follow.
EDIT: I was readin' over the threads again and I chnaged my mind. It's a woman's prerogative! Ha!
Un-VOTE: Khushrenada.
VOTE: Mop it up
I thank you for your time.