You've made a believer out of me, Ninja, but it'd be unfair to change my entry now and vote for you in THREE categories.
Also, I've done a lot of those things, namely eating Ramen noodles dry- in my opinion, they're better that way, especially if you put the little packet of seasoning on. And whenever I make soup, a good portion of it always ends up in my stomach before it ever gets heated. You beat my record for gaming, though, only a measly 18 hours, but I'll top you, my friend, just you wait.