Author Topic: The VelociRapture is upon us!! (Read 8153 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** May 20, 2011, 10:17:03 PM »

Is this what happened to all the Dinosaurs?

lolmonade · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:43:00 PM »

I assume I broke some rule, since some buzzkill commented how I should be banned and the topic should be locked.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:55:50 PM »

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:39:30 AM »

Almost as good as Philosoraptor. Anyway, this whole rapture thing must be tied to say, the Pacific Time Zone, since it's been the 21st for 39 minutes now at my house.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:03:42 AM »

6pm (not sure who's time zone though)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2011, 02:17:29 AM »

Quote from: lolmonade on May 20, 2011, 10:43:00 PM

I assume I broke some rule, since some buzzkill commented how I should be banned and the topic should be locked.

I didn't make the rules lolmonade, blame James Jones.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2011, 02:29:32 AM »

Stogi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:49:52 PM »

He said 6 pm everywhere. Has anyone in Japan been...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:56:09 PM »

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:14:12 PM »

Is there anything I can do within the next 40 or so minutes to ensure I'm one of the 144,000?

King of Twitch · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:21:59 PM »

You need to have Hebrew ancestry to be part of it.

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Zap on May 21, 2011, 05:21:59 PM

You need to have Hebrew ancestry to be part of it.

But aren't we all descended from Adam? Therefore we all have the same blood.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:35:24 PM »

True, but not all of us descended from Jacob/Israel.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »

Okay, I'm pretty sure that qualifies as religious discussion. Get back to your puns and anal sex talk.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:42:06 PM »

oohhboy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:44:39 PM »

Where are you getting this from?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:19:13 PM »

Quote from: oohhboy on May 21, 2011, 05:44:39 PM

Where are you getting this from?

I could tell you.... but your Thetan levels are below 9000, so I am not authorized to share that information with you.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:24:55 PM »

OMG YOU'RE A SCIENTOLOGIST!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:50:34 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: The VelociRapture Has Been Interrupted
Story originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2011 @ 5:59pm

A very distinctive "Ohhh Yeeeaaaaah!!" could be heard across the world.

Unable to get comment from Raptor Jesus at time of posting.

ThePerm · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:04:43 PM »

this should be a movie

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2011, 02:26:30 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on May 21, 2011, 11:04:43 PM

this should be a movie

You should see what I have planned for the sequel

ThePerm · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2011, 04:35:04 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2011, 12:56:09 PM

whats funny is the raptors have wings...and hands

News:

Author Topic: The VelociRapture is upon us!! (Read 8153 times)