Topic: The Model Walk! It's a NEW DANCE Craze!!! Let's make the song for it.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Write the lyrics to the song that is associated with this new dance




example:
Hobble while you wobble
like your ankles are broken
from jumping the turn stile
because you had no token

Slip and slide
like there's oil on the floor
Now drop to your knees
like a back alley whore

And flap your arms
like wings with no feather
no style, no rhythm
just can't get it together

[ShyGuy]

that looks like torn ligaments to me.

[NWR_insanolord]

As someone currently recovering from a broken ankle, that's painful to watch.

[BlackNMild2k1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPkUMRE7yg

It looks like it hurts
but it so damn hilarious
looks like so much pain
that you must be delirious

It's the Model Walk
the new dance in the clubs
looking like a new born calf
hunting prey for lion cubs

It's the Model Walk
and everyone can do it
just get drunk hit the dance floor
and say screw it.

[Crimm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPkUMRE7yg

It looks like it hurts
but it so damn hilarious
looks like so much pain
that you must be delirious

It's the Model Walk
the new dance in the clubs
looking like a new born calf
hunting prey for lion cubs

It's the Model Walk
and everyone can do it
just get drunk hit the dance floor
and say screw it.

Doesn't rhyme.

[BlackNMild2k1]

yes it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPkUMRE7yg

It looks like it hurts
but it so damn hilarious
looks like so much pain
that you must be delirious

It's the Model Walk
the new dance in the clubs
looking like a new born calf
hunting prey for lion cubs

It's the Model Walk
and everyone can do it
just get drunk hit the dance floor
and say screw it.

[Stogi]

First of all, to make it a dance craze it needs to be stupid enough to become the lowest common denominater.

She walks wit a wattle
She walks wit a wattle
She walks wit, she walks wit, she walks wit a wattle
I wonder how she walked if she tasted this bottle
Young, drunk, all that matters is she swallows

She walks wit a wattle
She walks wit a wattle
She walks wit, she walks wit, she walks wit a wattle
Don't care how she walks just as long as she follows
Back to the room so this dick she can gobble

Aight, you convinced me BnM. I'm makin a beat for it.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I was waiting to see how long it would take you to find this thread.

and that is much better than what I came up with.
Your verse is the perfect chorus.

[ShyGuy]

Is this a rap battle? BRING BACK THE RAT

[BlackNMild2k1]

It's a collaboration...

1 hot track to to put on the radio that starts out as a joke and instead launches a career.

[ShyGuy]

Let me smang it girl?

[ShyGuy]

We need more funny model gifs.

[BlackNMild2k1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&feature=relmfu


How you like your eggs?
fried or fertilized!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ&feature=relmfu


But you can't forget Sex Syrup (this one is actually kinda catchy though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaLN0AH32s


& Stretchy Pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prfoq00bG3Y&feature=relmfu

[ShyGuy]

I learned that Yung Humma was Pootie Tang. My mind was blown.

[BlackNMild2k1]

She may walk with a wattle
but when she shakes that booty rattles
Baby got more meat on her rack
than a whole herd of cattle

Bottle service has been ordered
and all her friends are comin thru
we make some room on the dance floor
so we can do the things we do

Tips are on the table and shots lined up on the bar
we all gettin tipsy so we can do The Model Walk yall


edit:
After watching some videos on WSHH & Youtube and hearing random songs that play on the radio on a saturday night, there is no way we couldn't accidentally make a hit song that is so fundamentally stupid that it can't help but succeed.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8
GIF collection

[bustin98]

Who knew there was a sophisticated side to Hip Hop?

[Crimm]

I'd shut this down as a preemptive strike against rational human thought (and music), but my curiosity is peeked. Continue

[Caliban]

That dancing one seems to be the better one of all posted links.