...and then there's everything else.
New hardware was definitely a big part of this year's E3, as both Nintendo and Sony debuted their new portable systems, and numerous accessories were on display.
Then there are the miscellaneous categories, things we felt were important or funny enough to include in addition to the major awards.

Best New Hardware:
Nintendo DS
Weirdest Game:
Odama
Runner-up: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
"Look But Don't Touch" Award:
The Legend of Zelda (Working Title)
Runner-up: Super Mario Bros. DS
Best Swag:
Nintendo Press Kit Bag
Runner-up: Light-up Nintendo DS Stylus
Best Game to Play at the Hotel:
Donkey Konga
Runner-up: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Plus (import)
Official Catchphrase:
"Pan, pan!" (The sound of Jonny rudely interfering with a game of Donkey Konga.)
Runner-up: "This is the last time I will call upon my developers. We must have military pinball." (Imaginary Yamauchi quote, taking credit for Odama.)