Did they even send a game with this?

Aksys is weird...

Nope, no game.  The front says "Happy Holidays" so I guess they are calling it an Xmas Card.

When they said "Name your price", I only had two words: personalized calendar.

I heard Brian Crecente got a personalized daily calendar.  You sold out for too little.

This one's just sad.  Also, it's an ugly calendar.  Maybe it's the name, maybe not.  I can't say.

Squeeballs was original, at least.

creepy

I wonder what Kojima/Konami sent out to media outlets for MGS4.

...that thought of it just scares me.

Can i become non-executive director for a while so i can contribute some european perspective alongside Lord Greg blag some free stuffs?

EDIT: And Pale's post breaks one of the prime Funhouse Rules. Jon Lindemann, director of Nintendo World Report dotcom, must always be referred to in the full title such as Jon Lindemann, director of Nintendo World report dotcom. Call it a Funhouse-Honorary Knighthood.

I have a calender like that. Personalized calenders are pretty neato

How egotistical do you have to be to want a calendar with your name on it? I kind of feel like this item is an insult to Lindy.

I think it's totally hilarious and completely ridiculous.  When a company does it I think it's funny, but if somebody I know gave this to me as a Christmas gift I'd be horrified.

What creeped me out was the baseball player with 25 on the back of his jersey.  That's the number I always use in sports games, since it's the day of the month my birthday falls on.  For example, in NHL 09, my jersey says LINDEMANN 25 on the back.  When I saw that the player in the calendar had that same number, I did a double-take!  Too creepy!

It's an optical illusion.  I see the number "2," which I wore on jerseys whenever I had the chance.  You see whatever number you're used to seeing.  For instance, Pale sees "00."

Atleast it wasn't full of pictures of you and your family that you don't ever remember taking.

Like you and the wife sitting on the couch watching TV and the pic looks like it's from just outside the window, or you and your niece playing in the park and the pic taken from behind some bushes or up in a tree.
Now that would be creepy.

Jon Lindemann's blood type is B positive. Just sayin'.

PM me if you would like to buy a vial or two

Jones 27 totally photobombed your calendar.  Actually, I like how people are trampling over your name in May.

Kairon's mother likes ordering personalized calendars and things as gifts for friends and relatives.

Do you have something against Kairon's mother?

That was a flashlight in my pocket and the hallway really cramped....


....did she mention me or something?

It would have been funny if they had misspelled his name... they would have had to retake all those photos!

I almost missed the sneaky bucket hat action in the background.

how can you miss the buckethat? it's a beacon of PAILURE

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

its true. whenever i pass by the hat section at target and see a buckethat laying on a shelf, unloved, i picture Pales face (with a wiimote sticking out of it and all!)... creepy.

The BucketHat looks like it is slowly creeping out from behind the calendar when you look at the pictures in sequential order.

thats cuz its slowly trying to creep out from off pales head.

Does 00 have the same toilet co-notation where you live? (in German 00 is a brand of toilet cleaner so labeling something 00 is colloquial for "toilet")

probably not but it makes so much sense!

I showed these calendar photos to my wife and she was all "aawww that's so cute".

Womyn.

If you were really knights, you'd be wearing iron pants!

BTW, the really creepy thing to me would be knowing the sender had my address...