TEH UPS came todayz AND DROPPED OF TEH DVD!!11111 I AM SO eXzited1!11111111 It iz teh BESTEST DVD EVAR BecaWse I aM on teh covar! LOUIE = #1 DVD! I EVAN GOT A MARIO HAT WIF AN "L" FOR LOUIE! (SIT ONA TACK LUEEGEE!!11) SEE ME - TEH SUPAR ROCKSTAR KITTAH! WERD!

TEH ONLY PROBLAM with TEH DVD is dat it is FULL OF GAME FOOTAGE and E3 GUDNESS - WAHT FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!111111 It SHULD just star ME! teh LOUIE CAT! STill, diss is ONE HIGH POWARED DVD! Evun WITHOUT lotsa LOUIE, I KNO U NINTENDO INTARNET NARDS will LUV it! BUY TEN!!11111 (Wee culd sure use a PHATTER budget 4 teh CaTNiP AROUND HEAR!)

Billeh hadz 2 gEt it ALL kodek moment stylee (of KORSE) so here's moer KITTAH PR0N for YOU! U KNO U LUV IT BAYBEE!

Ok BILLEH...GIMME MY GOODDDAMN DVD!!111

HEY BILLEH WAREZ MINEEEE?!!!11

OMG!!! I AM ON TEH COVAR OF TEH DEE VEE DEEE!!!!111

I AM TEH SEXIEZT KITTEH ALIVE!!!!111

I GOT SO EXCITIED I THREW UP ON NINTENDO'S COPY!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!111