The Definition of Cozy Game

There goes all those Patreon profits.

Surely it will work this time, right?

We should be celebrating Unicorn Overlord this week, instead we get the absolute nadir of Switch shovelware.

We're going to have to flee the country...all of them.

A Tale for the Ages

Someone caught this on Discord and it's wild. UPDATE: Developer has responded

We talk Pokemon Direct, Ufouria, Penny's Big Breakaway and Mario Vs. DK!

The patch will be out tomorrow, and not needed until 2028.

Keep on dreaming

Preserving the 3DS’ library via a truckload of Picross.

One of the best sports games of all time comes to Switch.

Sunsoft is making it feel like the NES again in all the best ways.

A classic FPS gets the remaster it deserves.

Caution: Although this is a Pokemon article, it is rated PG-13.

It is morally right to point and laugh at operational security that is this bad.

All the fun of opening cards without any of the homicide required to buy them.

Apparently we took Arceus and added... Sim City?

By the next time I can use that date in one of these, my legs and feet will have calmed down from this weekend's IRL grind session.

Oft predicted, never foreseen.