If I had a nickel.

Nintendo Direct Reacts, wooooo!

From sports to museums to testing your might, there's a lot still to unpack.

A couple of action games and the start of a hundred hours of climbing.

Now you can GameShare the labor load.

Maybe this one will finally solve the mystery of The Funhouse. (If you know, you know.)

You're taking the best game of 2020 and giving it a female protagonist? Go on...

Stepping on pretty much everything else coming out in that window, probably.

One of which is still an RPG, and the other is a Kingdom Hearts.

Still wondering if the "acquaintance" can become a spouse with two of the same gender Mii...

And not a single Link to be found.

Keep complaining and Sakurai will add a THIRD button.

Who says there aren't licensed games for movie releases anymore?

And Samus has apparently jacked Link's ride.

And it's out right now.

O... k...

Frankly, it's surprising the new double winner wasn't one step down the evolution ladder.

The groundhog saw their shadow, so that's five more years of Three Houses discourse.

If a marathon doesn't do it for you, maybe 480 stars will.

But it's not just going to require a subscription.