Hundreds of Suitors So Little Time

Duck and cover as you get ready for this narrative-heavy Atari arcade reinvention.

The publisher of this week's big game (and their compatriots) need to realize the only things that support infinite growth are the Switch 1's release count and cancer.

Nuh huh, not going there. Not happening.

Can Backwards Compatibility Fix the Resolution?

Happy 4th of July to all those who celebrate! We put down the hotdogs to talk a little Fast Fusion this week. Plus a Zelda themed Number Trivia!

Hopefully a better effort than the December to Dismember-esque WWE game on the original Switch.

And as expected, it's going up.

Don't blame the Go Fest walking and exhaustion, blame the fear of a leak in the News Editor's apartment.

They blame "market conditions" because it wouldn't be right to attribute it to "living next door to a drunken elephant".

What is ownership anyway?

A 5-year-old game repackaged in a $40 suit.

You know what the G stands for.

Remember when it kept pooping and you didn’t clean it up? That was more fun.

The boys are all here and we got Monster Train 2 impressions and Balex's speedrun of Raidou Remastered. Plus more!

...it's still weird that the latter of those is tax deductible.

Guaranteed to have better officiating than your average CONCACAF match.

You thought it was Hotel Dusk, but nope - it's a little more subdued than that.

A fun adventure with a few Ruff patches.

Trains and Explosions, What's Not to Love?