We're talking Final Fantasy VII Remake, Dragon Quest VII, DKC Returns and more!

Pummeling Powerful foes with a Paintbrush

Some of the items contained within will probably be _late_ 2026.

New Adventures from Square-Enix on Nintendo Switch

One of which is obvious, one of which can be HIGHLY questionable.

Filed from the Anime World Report desk.

Very PRAGMATATIC

Wonder if you'll trip over a gaming conglomerate during your exploration.

That's the original as the streak of Nintendo Directs without Silksong begins to approach Cal Ripken Jr territory.

Bethesda brings the big guns to Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026

You don't have long to get your butt out of Midgar.

The most we can expect first party is some Age of Inprisonment.

We didn't go to the preview event in question because we value our eyesight, thank you very much.

Luckily, we would never get as jank a game as Yoshi on the Game Boy again. Wait, we're getting a 30th anniversary reminder...

Based on the last game with that description, we can just assume it's never getting un-paused.

Never have a felt so old.

Both of those probably being seen coming from a couple of light years away.

The longest Dragon Quest is charmingly remastered and noticeably trimmed, but loses a bit of its heart in the process.

Wait, a time to slime under an hour? Is this REALLY Dragon Quest VII?

We're going to hold the NSO to a higher standard.