It's been a weird week, so we got a shortie covering the latest Nintendo News!

In retrospect, I wasn't getting paid for any of this... wait a minute.

Nintendo finally made a Switch 2 game.

Not bothering with year over year comparisons due to lack of a point.

Seems as though one of the original Super Mario Bros power trio is hanging up the keyboard.

Unfortunately, this isn't likely to change even if Musk v Altman ends in the meteor.

Justin weighs in on the latest remake in the Star Fox series.

As in "we got five minutes warning this was happening".

When "a light week" is still over 40 I'm beginning to think the Ripley Doctrine needs to come to the Switch eShop sooner rather than later.

Not a one of those fronts are actual progress.

We got a whole bunch of quicker bites this week, but not before a good ol' Mystery History!

Turns out you can 1v1 a Xenomorph fairly easily.

The pure satisfaction of cleaning up

For the Nazi-puncher on the go.

Business up front, bullets… also up front.

More story to not be represented on the silver screen.

Love the nostalgia-fueled visuals, but I wish Jack wasn't such a mouse about town.

You can’t spell painting without pain

And it's two hours longer in total, so the News Editor will be AFK that weekend.

Let the speculation commence about what exactly she's doing here. (If you know, you know.)