The most long awaited sequel in Nintendo history: what appears to be an actual new Mario Kart.

Now we just need Keldeo, though as a Water type they might be more useful at one of the in-person event sites.

The power of friendship!

No, they're not adding "sploosh" to the Alarmo.

There's a remaster of an early 2010s classic, and also Donkey Kong Country Returns HD.

The silk fabric cleans the screen automatically.

We're down a Balex, but you'd never know because we're still talking Pokemon! Plus some final thoughts of Silent Hill 2 Remake!

Before you get your bouncy baby Switch 2, you need Nintendo to make the birth announcement.

So we just need Keldeo and Victini at this point?

A million years isn’t an appropriate sentence for amnesia sufferers, but I’d consider it for trope overuse.

Pledge an oath to this PSP classic.

Six New Games For Your Old Handhelds

As normal service slowly restarts, the news editor notes that "million year prison sentence" is a synonym for "job".

SEO my wallet in the New Year.

We ring in the New Year with the one and only Danny Bivens!

"Nobody trusts anybody now...and we're all very tired."

To those who noticed the eShop is full of unmitigated junk this year: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???

Because a pack opening simulator can only win a personal GOTY by default.

Here's to a happy new year - and may she be a damn sight better than the old one.

"Looking for a good time? Here's my math homework."