We're down a Jerruh for his birthday, but the remaining non birthday boys take up the mantle and Paper Mario TTYD, Dark Souls III, and Mortal Kombat 1 are on the menu!

Easy to love, but there are some bumps on this lightning-fast road.

My skills have eroded.

It's Summer Game Mess season. You know what that means: JACK SQUAT FOR SWITCH!

I hAtE sQuArE eNiX.

RTS and mechs go together like peanut butter and jelly.

No Carseat (thank the good lord), but it doesn't stop us from getting into a whole bunch of goodness. We're talking Prince of Persia, Wargroove 2, Zelda ToTK, and of course Paper Mario TTYD!

A fine top-down Zelda-like for those who like getting lost.

Our guest list is pretty restricted.

You can check out any time you like, but you will never truly leave this hotel.

A week that is two parts sweet and about 30 parts sour.

The boys are joined by Jordan for the overdue I Demand You - Link Between Worlds!

Can you quack the case?

You'll want to dog ear this page

Once more unto the maze.

In the words of the great Canadian philosophers Robert and Douglas MacKenzie: "Slow down, eh".

When the publisher attempting to put you in the hospital is only the fifth weirdest part of the review process.

Somewhere, 100 people are pleased that they have been de-Embraced.

A week headlined by a remake of a seminal work in the RPG genre. It also has Paper Mario, so no joy there.

Never again shall a disembodied, but enthusiastic, voice try to introduce some rogue-lite platformer about the power of love or some garbage by inflecting every sentence like its a question.