LISSEN UP! Billy LEFT me Alone & went on VACATIONS!!1! Now EVERYBODIES Iz GOing 2 PAy!1! Louie style. DIG IT! First topic: Billy's SKILZZ (or lack dereof) on PET CARE! MORE LIKE NEGLECT! READZ My EXPOSAY!!
Billy Berghammer is A SELFISH BASTADGE!! He DUHZ EVAL things LIKE aBANDoniNg LOUIE (Da BESTEST & SMARTEST FelinE in ONLINE JOURNALYISM!)
RUMAR HAS IT Billy = SUPER MEANIE MOFO MAN!