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Happy B-day WORLDS SEXIEST MAN J00NY METTZ!1111

by Billy Berghammer - January 10, 2002, 11:25 am EST

Oh ladies look out for J00ny. The big 20. He got his first facial hair today! YAY!

Happy Birthday to our everything editor Jonathan Metts! He's technically our preview editor, but he really edits most of our spelling and grammmmar miztakes. Hell he'll prolly edit this crap when I'm done writing it!

I suckered Jonathan Metts into joining PlanetN2000 after I met him at the Saffire party at E3 2000. He handed me his handwritten business card, and after a few bribes of undisclosed sexual favors...he turned down a few other websites and decided to work for our sorry souls.

Supposedly Jonathan will celebrate his birthday by having sushi. He's kind of a puss and eats the cream cheese filled sushi. Well he is a southern boy you know. Shouldn't he be eatin' grits and rabbit stew or something?

Anyhoo, Happy Birthday brother! Hope you have a good one ;)

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