He is a mystery. He is Mike Sklens. One of the strange Planet Staffers that got a gig here at PGC for absolutely no reason. He stayed in Planet Chat way too long, and stalked us in Trivia. So we hired the poor sap.

Striker Obi is now 18! Look out ladies! He can now buy cigarettes! He smokes cause it's cool and makes him look older and chicks dig it. But he actually does not smoke because it's bad for you. But he sure woos the ladies. Not as much as J00NY MEETZ WORLDS SEXIEST MAN©, but the ladies seem to love him. We think it's because of the cube.

Happy 18th Birthday Mike! E3 is now within your grasp!