Where's the strippers? Over here miss. This boy needs a lap dance. Can you do that rolling thing Samus does?
It's the EIC's birthday! Free Drinks for everyone! We're not updating cause the boss is passed out Conker style!
Yep, it's Max's 24th Birthday. And we're celebrating by having No Updates!
Hahahaha! Sorry Maxie! If you're taking the day off so are we! Louie SAID ITZ WAZ OKAY! And personally, I can say this...cause I'm still your boss. Kidding. You'll know we'll update with smoke signals if we had to. Cough. Not like other sites. Cough.
