All new Karnov game! And no, it isn’t for GameCube, Game Boy Advance OR a hacked ROM like yesterday’s Zelda. Still, we think you will want to play the latest (and perhaps GREATEST) Karnov game!
Karnov is one big, tubby, fire-breathing Russian who entered the lives of many an old school Nintendophile back in 1987. The NES classic was by Data East and featured all kinds of challenging platforming and various creatures.
Although Karnov later appeared as the first level boss in Bad Dudes, it’s been ages since we’ve seen our old comrade! Now, Something Awful delivers an all new Karnov adventure! DANCE DANCE KARNOV!!!
Check out a screenshot and description from Something Awful below. Then head over and boogie the night away with Dance Dance Karnov!
WARNING: Dance Dance Karnov contains potentially offensive and politically incorrect material and viewer discretion is advised.
Dance Dance Karnov
Suddenly Earthshaking became, and dishes rattle from ceiling! Karnov runs outside to investigate occurance! A enemy! Oh no!
"You'd receive a generous come-uppance!" shouted Karnov while flexing muscletone. "My powers increase from the dance, and soon I will dance your head until the ground!!! For your attempts to destroy my preferred maltshop!"
This Lowtax original features all the greatness you have come to expect from
Karnov, including the superstar characters Dancing Green Fish Guy With a Bag and a Hand Down His Pants and Yoda in a Nest. I don't remember the disco sequence or Karnov at a male strip club, but I guess R-Lo took some creative liberties. Play now or regret it forever!
