Rareware announced today that it will be releasing the next installment of the Killer Instinct franchise as one of the first Nintendo BADASS titles. However, this will be quite different from the previous titles. Designer Mark Betteridge explains: "This will be a tag team game, guest starring Rare characters from previous games. Imagine playing TJ Combo, Captain Skyhawk, and the Battletoads against Conker, Clanker, and Kuros! No, you can't see Orchid's boobs. Don't ask again. Get out of my office."

"In addition, to take advantage of the TITS sound hardware, you can actually HEAR bobbly, exposed flesh. I mean, I didn't tell you anything." said another Rare employee.

According to an anonymous source known as Jeff K, Killer Instinct 3 will feature mini-games, internet gameplay, and GBA linkability. "Jeff K" was unable to comment further.